"ain't nothin' but a muffin, gotta lotta butter to go."

The morning after the big company party,

a wife walks into her bedroom

and says to her husband.

-Your boss is mad at you.

HUSBAND – Awwww, piss on him.

WIFE – You did at the party.

You’re fired!

HUSBAND – F*ck him!

WIFE – I did.

You go back to work on Monday!