A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??

Bubba always came back from fishing with a lot of fish. The game warden saw him one day and asked how he caught so many. Bubba invited him to fish the next day and the warden said yes.

Once they get to the fishing spot, Bubba takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, throws it in the water, and the resulting explosion causes many fish to come to the surface and Bubba picks them up.

The warden yells, "Bubba, you can't fish like that, it's illegal!"

Bubba lights another stick of dynamite and throws it to the warden, and says, "You talkin', or are you fishin'?"

purplethunder3121 said:

Bubba always came back from fishing with a lot of fish. The game warden saw him one day and asked how he caught so many. Bubba invited him to fish the next day and the warden said yes.

Once they get to the fishing spot, Bubba takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, throws it in the water, and the resulting explosion causes many fish to come to the surface and Bubba picks them up.

The warden yells, "Bubba, you can't fish like that, it's illegal!"

Bubba lights another stick of dynamite and throws it to the warden, and says, "You talkin', or are you fishin'?"

purplethunder3121 said:

Bubba always came back from fishing with a lot of fish. The game warden saw him one day and asked how he caught so many. Bubba invited him to fish the next day and the warden said yes.

Once they get to the fishing spot, Bubba takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, throws it in the water, and the resulting explosion causes many fish to come to the surface and Bubba picks them up.

The warden yells, "Bubba, you can't fish like that, it's illegal!"

Bubba lights another stick of dynamite and throws it to the warden, and says, "You talkin', or are you fishin'?"