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Thread started 07/02/19 9:02am

KingBAD

"I don't think I'm the best, I simply like my voice."

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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and doesn't die.
I like work.

It fascinates me.

I sit and look at it for hours.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out

between my ex-wife and me.

After all, I'm a Libra

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...plus a slice of lemon,

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Hit him with a baseball bat.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy,

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Some people hear voices..

Some see invisible people..

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A TV can insult your intelligence,

but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
If winning isn't everything

why do they keep score?
Virginity is like a soapbubble,

one prick and it is gone.
If at first you don't succeed,

skydiving is not for you!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 07/03/19 12:46pm

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #2 posted 07/03/19 1:20pm

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:

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but...

if at first you don't succeed... lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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