"man, forget it. Girl ain't got no home training."

Quote Bullet,

Always borrow from a pessimist, he never expects anything back.
Anonymous

Quote Bullet,

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late.
Portuguese Proverb

My favorite scene from "Gilligan's Island":

https://www.youtube.com/w...XId5jOTxdg



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Reading an article about the moon landing conspiracy theorists led me to the glorious video where Buzz Aldrin punches out that moron who kept trying to get him to swear on a Bible that Aldrin landed on the moon.

That's awesome enough all by itself, but some of the comments are pure comedic gold!

"Hey you can deny he landed on the Moon all you want, but he definitely landed that punch on his face lmao."

"That's one small step for man and one giant punch for mankind!!!"

"i didnt see that punch land, and the shadows from the sunlight dont align. but most of all the bottom of his shoes didnt leave any footprints"

"Landed on the moon and landed one on a loon."

"Houston the punch has landed"

"Buzz probably felt like punching him to infinity, and beyond."

"One small step for man one giant right hook for a flattard"

https://www.youtube.com/w...F_OeMkSAmg

RodeoSchro said:

Reading an article about the moon landing conspiracy theorists led me to the glorious video where Buzz Aldrin punches out that moron who kept trying to get him to swear on a Bible that Aldrin landed on the moon.

That's awesome enough all by itself, but some of the comments are pure comedic gold!

"Hey you can deny he landed on the Moon all you want, but he definitely landed that punch on his face lmao."

"That's one small step for man and one giant punch for mankind!!!"

"i didnt see that punch land, and the shadows from the sunlight dont align. but most of all the bottom of his shoes didnt leave any footprints"

"Landed on the moon and landed one on a loon."

"Houston the punch has landed"

"Buzz probably felt like punching him to infinity, and beyond."

"One small step for man one giant right hook for a flattard"

https://www.youtube.com/w...F_OeMkSAmg

Hudson said:

Hudson said:

How many times is too many times wearing the same underwear?

When you ask yourself when the heck did you buy leopard print...

What kind of underwear do law students wear?

Legal briefs!

I breathe heavy whenever I’m around woman’s underwear.

I guess that’s why they call them panties...

Hudson said:

purplethunder3121 said:

How many times is too many times wearing the same underwear?

When you ask yourself when the heck did you buy leopard print...

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What kind of underwear do law students wear?

Legal briefs!

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I breathe heavy whenever I’m around woman’s underwear.

I guess that’s why they call them panties...