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What did Donald Trump say when asked how to respond to Hurricane Florence? "Pay her the same as Stormy Daniels!" Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
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How do you get off an elephant? "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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"My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."
"get up bitch, you be layin' on my guitar! NASTY BITCH!" i am KING BAD!!!
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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i am KING BAD!!!
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