A husband, who has six children,

begins to call his wife “mother of six”

rather than by her first name.

The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road,

the wife has grown tired of this.

"Mother of six," he would say,

"what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!"

She gets very frustrated.

Finally, while attending a party with her husband,

he jokingly yells out,

"Mother of six, I think it's time to go!"

The wife immediately shouts back,

"I'll be right with you, father of four!"
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass,

to which the husband answered,

"What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!"

Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again,

"Honey, can you fix the faucet?"

The husband replied,

"What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!"

Two days later, a light bulb went out and

she begged him again,

"Honey, can you change the light bulb?"

His reply was, "What am I? An electrician?!"

A few days later, the husband comes home from work

to find that the lawn is cut,

the faucet is fixed,

the light bulb is changed.

Very surprised, he says, "Honey, what happened here?"

The wife replies, "You know our new next door neighbor?

He came over and fixed everything."

The husband says, "Honey, how did you pay him?!"

"Oh, you know," the wife says,

"he told me that I could either bake him a cake

or have sex with him."

Somewhat relieved the husband asks,

"Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?"

The wife replies,

"Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!"

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Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"

Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone

and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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Every husband is expected to give to his wife six things.

Sincerity, Affection, Love, Attention, Respect and Yourself.

You know it is so difficult to remember these esp in this order.

purplethunder3121 said:

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Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"

Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone

and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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Every husband is expected to give to his wife six things.

Sincerity, Affection, Love, Attention, Respect and Yourself.

You know it is so difficult to remember these esp in this order.

So women have a Acronym for that. It is simple to remember and give. Here it is.

S A L A R Y

My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone

and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

purplethunder3121 said:

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My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him

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purplethunder3121 said:

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My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him