George opened the door to his shed to turn off the light

and noticed there were people in the process of stealing his things.

He immediately phoned the police.

POLICE OFFICER- Is someone in your house?

GEORGE - No!

George then proceeds to explain the situation.

The police sergeant then explained that all patrols were busy

and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there

when available.

GEORGE – Okay.

Then he hung up, counted to 30 and phoned the police again.

GEORGE – Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago

because there were people in my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them anymore

because I just shot them all.

He then hung up.

Within five minutes three squad cars,

an Armed Response Unit and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

POLICE OFFICER - I thought you said that you shot them all!

GEORGE – I thought you said there were no police officers available!

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