she say:

"i'm s'pose to believe you single, right?

how i'm s'pose to believe that???..."
i say:

"shit.... i just got finish tellin you i was,

HOWEVER, i get where you goin and imma help you get there quick...
you ain't gotta believe nothin, the proof is right here.
you can look in my car and tell i'm single...

as a matter of fact you can see WHY i'm single...
i may seem i have shit together but

i'm loonie as fukkk but refuse to take pills for it...
i have to think that it may also be because

i dislike bein thought a liar...
if i said it out my mouth it's true

and when folks question my word

i figure they gonna bring way more shit with em

than i'm willin to deal with on some temporary shit..."
NEEDLESS TO SAY,
she won't be rectifyin my situation with bein single...

i'm KingMuthafukkkinBad

i ain't got time for that shit

mm hmmm gotcha. Eff off Dawn!

XxAxX said:

mm hmmm gotcha. Eff off Dawn!

This lady began dating a rich man and he insisted on having anal sex. As he was very wealthy, she agreed. But after awhile, she just couldn't take it any more. So she told her mom, "I'm breaking up with him. When we started dating, my anus was the size of a dime. Now, it's the size of a 50-cent piece!"

"Let me get this straight," said her mother. "You're leaving an extremely wealthy man over 40 cents?"



*****************************************************


A young woman got engaged to a Greek man. Her mother approved but gave the young woman some advice. "These Greek men," she said, "they do some things differently than we do. For instance, at some point he's going to ask you to make love 'the other way'. Don't do it!" Her daughter agreed.

But after six months of marriage her curiousity got the better of her. She asked her husband, "Darling - tonight could we make love 'the other way'"?

"WHAT?!?!" he said, "And take a chance on you getting pregnant?!?"

KingBAD said:

she say:

"i'm s'pose to believe you single, right?

how i'm s'pose to believe that???..."
i say:

"shit.... i just got finish tellin you i was,

HOWEVER, i get where you goin and imma help you get there quick...
you ain't gotta believe nothin, the proof is right here.
you can look in my car and tell i'm single...

as a matter of fact you can see WHY i'm single...
i may seem i have shit together but

i'm loonie as fukkk but refuse to take pills for it...
i have to think that it may also be because

i dislike bein thought a liar...
if i said it out my mouth it's true

and when folks question my word

i figure they gonna bring way more shit with em

than i'm willin to deal with on some temporary shit..."
NEEDLESS TO SAY,
she won't be rectifyin my situation with bein single...

i'm KingMuthafukkkinBad

i ain't got time for that shit

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun… Then it dawned on me

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

she say:

"i'm s'pose to believe you single, right?

how i'm s'pose to believe that???..."
i say:

"shit.... i just got finish tellin you i was,

HOWEVER, i get where you goin and imma help you get there quick...
you ain't gotta believe nothin, the proof is right here.
you can look in my car and tell i'm single...

as a matter of fact you can see WHY i'm single...
i may seem i have shit together but

i'm loonie as fukkk but refuse to take pills for it...
i have to think that it may also be because

i dislike bein thought a liar...
if i said it out my mouth it's true

and when folks question my word

i figure they gonna bring way more shit with em

than i'm willin to deal with on some temporary shit..."
NEEDLESS TO SAY,
she won't be rectifyin my situation with bein single...

i'm KingMuthafukkkinBad

i ain't got time for that shit

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun… Then it dawned on me

saw the light didja???

"You're leaving an extremely wealthy man over 40 cents?"