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IceNine

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Finish the nursery rhyme in whatever manner you see fit... then start a new one.

Mary, Mary quite contrary...


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Reply #1 posted 04/22/03 7:12am

MrBliss

IceNine said:

Mary, Mary quite contrary...



got eaten by a big black dog
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Reply #2 posted 04/22/03 7:13am

IceNine

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I forgot to mention that you should start the next rhyme after you complete one.
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Reply #3 posted 04/22/03 7:14am

MrBliss

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I forgot to mention that you should start the next rhyme after you complete one.




mary had a little lamb...it's fleece was white as snow
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Reply #4 posted 04/22/03 7:15am

IceNine

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MrBliss said:

IceNine said:

I forgot to mention that you should start the next rhyme after you complete one.




mary had a little lamb...it's fleece was white as snow


...and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was dragged behind her Buick.



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Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon...
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Reply #5 posted 04/22/03 7:16am

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The little dog laughed to see such fun
and died of a hernia
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Reply #6 posted 04/22/03 7:16am

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Reply #7 posted 04/22/03 7:16am

BorisFishpaw

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The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat...
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Reply #8 posted 04/22/03 7:20am

JediMaster

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BorisFishpaw said:

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat...


Then a great white ate them!
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Reply #9 posted 04/22/03 7:21am

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The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat...

he gave her some money,
and said do me honey,
and then spoojed on a five-pound note.
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Reply #10 posted 04/22/03 7:21am

JediMaster

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Okay, we got two entries here. Who goes next?
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Reply #11 posted 04/22/03 7:22am

JediMaster

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Oh fudge it! I'll go next.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Beating his turgid meat...
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Reply #12 posted 04/22/03 7:25am

IceNine

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JediMaster said:

Oh fudge it! I'll go next.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Beating his turgid meat...


He sat on a spoon
and a tune he did croon
as he shot his load to the moon.

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I see the moon,
And the moon sees me;
God bless the moon,
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Reply #13 posted 04/22/03 7:26am

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Reply #14 posted 04/22/03 7:33am

JediMaster

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IceNine said:

JediMaster said:

Oh fudge it! I'll go next.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Beating his turgid meat...


He sat on a spoon
and a tune he did croon
as he shot his load to the moon.

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I see the moon,
And the moon sees me;
God bless the moon,


Man do I wanna fuck it!
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Reply #15 posted 04/22/03 7:33am

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
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Reply #16 posted 04/22/03 7:42am

NovaAngel

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JediMaster said:

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet


Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffett,
she had been horny all day,
along came a spider and sat down beside her,
so she f*cked him, there's not much else left to say.

Three Blind Mice,
Three Blind Mice,...
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Reply #17 posted 04/22/03 7:52am

TheGillman

NovaAngel said:

JediMaster said:

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet


Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffett,
she had been horny all day,
along came a spider and sat down beside her,
so she f*cked him, there's not much else left to say.

Three Blind Mice,
Three Blind Mice,...



See how they run into things?
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Reply #18 posted 04/22/03 7:53am

POOK

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NovaAngel said:

JediMaster said:

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet


Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffett,
she had been horny all day,
along came a spider and sat down beside her,
so she f*cked him, there's not much else left to say.

Three Blind Mice,
Three Blind Mice,...
[This message was edited Tue Apr 22 7:43:27 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]


THEY HAVE HAIR

AND HAIR HAVE LICE

OK NEW ONE

PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER

P o o |/,
P o o |\
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Reply #19 posted 04/22/03 7:53am

TheGillman

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick...
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Reply #20 posted 04/22/03 7:54am

POOK

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TheGillman said:

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick...


JACK TRIP ON POO

AND BROKE HIS CANDLESTICK!

P o o |/,
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Reply #21 posted 04/22/03 7:56am

NovaAngel

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POOK said:

NovaAngel said:

JediMaster said:

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet


Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffett,
she had been horny all day,
along came a spider and sat down beside her,
so she f*cked him, there's not much else left to say.

Three Blind Mice,
Three Blind Mice,...
[This message was edited Tue Apr 22 7:43:27 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]


THEY HAVE HAIR

AND HAIR HAVE LICE

OK NEW ONE
lol worship
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Reply #22 posted 04/22/03 7:58am

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PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER

had a wife and did beat her
he smashed her head in with a pumpkin shell
and now he and OJ have book deals...
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Reply #23 posted 04/22/03 7:59am

IceNine

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Here... try this one:


Diddle, diddle, dumpling,


my son, John,
Went to bed

with his trousers on,
One shoe off

and one shoe on!
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Reply #24 posted 04/22/03 7:59am

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new one...


BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP
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Reply #25 posted 04/22/03 8:28am

JediMaster

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IceNine said:

Here... try this one:


Diddle, diddle, dumpling,


my son, John,
Went to bed

with his trousers on,
One shoe off

and one shoe on!


Whatta git!
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Reply #26 posted 04/22/03 8:29am

JediMaster

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cborgman said:

new one...


BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP


Have You any wool?

No sir No sir

The bastards shaved me and took it all!
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Reply #27 posted 04/22/03 8:30am

JediMaster

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Jack And Jill went up the hill
to smoke a fatty and fuck...
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Reply #28 posted 04/22/03 10:15am

Pochacco

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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick...


Jack be nimble , Jack be quick

But Jill prefers a candle stick

Much love yes Pochacco
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Reply #29 posted 04/22/03 10:17am

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Pochacco said:

TheGillman said:

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick...


Jack be nimble , Jack be quick

But Jill prefers a candle stick

Much love yes Pochacco


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