Let's get it going! It's spring time!

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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.

Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

RodeoSchro said:

Let's get it going! It's spring time!

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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.

Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

"KingBAD… let's fall in love, get married, have a baby..."

This newly-wed young couple are on the first night of their honeymoon

and the husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself,

"How can I tell my wife I've got really smelly feet and my socks absolutely stink?

I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating,

but she's bound to find out my feet stink now we're married.

So I have to tell her, but how?"

While this is going on, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself,

"How do I tell my husband I've got really bad breath?

I've been lucky enough to keep it from him while courting,

but now we're married, he's bound to find out. How do I tell him gently?"

Eventually, the husband plucks up enough courage to go and

tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom.

He walks over to the bed, sits next to his wife and puts his arm around her neck.

Then he moves his face close to hers and says,

"My darling, I've got a confession to make."

She replies, "So have I, my dear."

The husband says,

"Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks!"