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"dave's not here..." A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get some aid. The office worker asked, OFFICE WORKER – How many children do you have? WOMAN – Ten. OFFICE WORKER – What are their names? WOMAN – David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David. OFFICE WORKER – They’re all named David? What if you wanted them to come in from playing outside? WOMAN – Oh that’s easy. I just call David and they all come running. OFFICE WORKER – And if you wanted them to come to the table for dinner? WOMAN – I just say, David come eat your dinner? OFFICE WORKER – But what if you wanted just one of them to do something? WOMAN – That’s easy. I use their last name!
i am KING BAD!!!
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Little David was in his 5th-grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. and so the teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is... really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said David, 'He drives a truck for Swift but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
"KingBAD… We have Porsche. We have cable. How about it BABY?" i am KING BAD!!!
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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because his got the same last name.... they wish he woulda thought ahead....
"don't lie, U want some love that'll make U cry." i am KING BAD!!!
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i am KING BAD!!!
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Ha! That was the FIRST thing I thought when I saw the thread. Gainesville Green it was called.....
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