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Reply #30 posted 03/17/19 2:23pm

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Reply #31 posted 03/17/19 2:31pm

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purplethunder3121 said:

lol lol lol

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A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

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I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

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Reply #32 posted 03/17/19 2:33pm

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Reply #33 posted 03/17/19 2:35pm

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Reply #34 posted 03/17/19 2:36pm

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Reply #35 posted 03/17/19 8:34pm

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speakin of lightbulb changin:

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.

A2: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.

A3: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...:

A4: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.

The mentioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:

1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being non-negotiable.

2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.

3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document,being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.

NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by any or all persons authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "Partnership."

lol lol lol lol lol lol

hi you like them apples???

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that is disturbinly gross lookin...

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #36 posted 03/17/19 8:36pm

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XxAxX said:

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #37 posted 03/17/19 8:38pm

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XxAxX said:

lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #38 posted 03/17/19 9:27pm

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Image result for funny gifs

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #39 posted 03/19/19 4:53am

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lol lol lol

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Reply #40 posted 03/19/19 9:44am

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XxAxX said:

lol lol lol

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