i got a few

i don't know if anybody picked up the mantel of postin jokes

but i do know it was left to me right before things went off,

so because of that i got some catchin up to do...

Two windmills are standin in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan."

My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixin appliances.

Well, she's in for a shock.

A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"

His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."

The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."

His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."

Thanks for explainin the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.

Her daughter look surprised.

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"

I said, "What are the options?"

She said, "Yes and No."

My girlfriend isn’t talkin to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it’s a Ford Focus.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes a full groan.

My friend has got a butler who only has one arm.

Serves him right.

My favorite color is purple.

I like it more than blue and red combined.

KingBAD said:

i got a few

i don't know if anybody picked up the mantel of postin jokes

but i do know it was left to me right before things went off,

so because of that i got some catchin up to do...

Two windmills are standin in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan."

My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixin appliances.

Well, she's in for a shock.

A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"

His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."

The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."

His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."

Thanks for explainin the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.

Her daughter look surprised.

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"

I said, "What are the options?"

She said, "Yes and No."

My girlfriend isn’t talkin to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it’s a Ford Focus.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes a full groan.

My friend has got a butler who only has one arm.

Serves him right.

My favorite color is purple.

I like it more than blue and red combined.

Welcome to the Org!

pc times now my man.

EmmaMcG said:

I'd like to start with a few chimney jokes. I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. I said to the gym instructor "can you teach me how to do the splits". He said "how flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays." I love trying to pack myself into a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. I saw an ad in the window of a shop that read "television for sale, €1, volume stuck on full". I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down". I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again. Conjunctivitis.com. It's a site for sore eyes.

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

yo...

it never eem crossed my mind...

OPINION WITHOUT PI IS JUST ONION!!!!

RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

i got a few

i don't know if anybody picked up the mantel of postin jokes

but i do know it was left to me right before things went off,

so because of that i got some catchin up to do...

Two windmills are standin in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan."

My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixin appliances.

Well, she's in for a shock.

A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"

His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."

The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."

His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."

Thanks for explainin the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.

Her daughter look surprised.

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"

I said, "What are the options?"

She said, "Yes and No."

My girlfriend isn’t talkin to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it’s a Ford Focus.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes a full groan.

My friend has got a butler who only has one arm.

Serves him right.

My favorite color is purple.

I like it more than blue and red combined.

Welcome to the Org!

did you keep up the jokes???

2freaky4church1 said:

pc times now my man.

"My motherfucker's so cool sheep count him."

you really missed me huh????

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

EmmaMcG said:

EmmaMcG said:

Here's some non PC jokes, just for 2freaky4church1. What do you call a woman who can't cook? Single. What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male. What's the difference between a woman and a brick? When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks. What takes up 12 parking spaces? 6 women drivers. Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

i'm dyin....

S2DG said:

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

yo...

it never eem crossed my mind...

OPINION WITHOUT PI IS JUST ONION!!!!

omg you're right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:

Welcome to the Org!

did you keep up the jokes???

Some times, but not as good as you did it! Glad you're back and I hope you're crushing it!