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SHARE YOUR BEST PRANK One of my neighbors pulled a prank on me, so I decided to get even with him.
I invited him over to my house and we watched some basketball and chugged down a couple of beers. Without his knowledge, I placed a rubber snake on the bathroom floor. He asked to go to the restroom, and I said "Sure, be my guest". A couple of seconds after he opened the bathroom door, I heard a roar of complete terror. He came racing down the stairs to find me on the floor laughing at his frightened ass. _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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The pile o shit in the burning bag is a classic.
My friends get me every year with that 1...oh how I love them. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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My college roommates made me think that for months two of them were planning a hit on the third (by hit I mean get him beat up)
then one night it happened, he got beat when some masked guy barged into the apt while we were sleeping. There was blood, the victim pulled a knife, screaming, racial cussing, and then... they all laughed at me it was april 1st that midnight. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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*HAHA!! This summer, my friend and I would call our old Biology teacher late at night, once or twice a month and leave weird stuff on his answering machine. One time I played half of Darling Nikki..I'm sure his wife didn't like that too much..! But it was all in good fun, he never found out who it was.* -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
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There was a guy online that I was pissed off at. So one day, while driving home from work I picked a random house, and jotted down the address and a description of it.
When I got home, sure enough he was in the local chat room cruising for someone to trick with. So I signed in under a fake screename and started flirting with him. We made plans to meet up, and I told him to come over "my house". I gave him that bogus address and even decribed the house to him to make it seem more convinving. I told him to go around to the back door and knock. Lord knows what happened to him that night LOL. | |
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what if he was shot? 
Tom said: There was a guy online that I was pissed off at. So one day, while driving home from work I picked a random house, and jotted down the address and a description of it.
When I got home, sure enough he was in the local chat room cruising for someone to trick with. So I signed in under a fake screename and started flirting with him. We made plans to meet up, and I told him to come over "my house". I gave him that bogus address and even decribed the house to him to make it seem more convinving. I told him to go around to the back door and knock. Lord knows what happened to him that night LOL. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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My friends gf at the time kept hitting on me.After the shock had worn off,he wanted to get even before he left her.Later that night I gave her a call and told her a bunch of bullshit that lead up to her and I going to San Diego(2 hour drive)for the weekend.Once there we go right to dinner,our bill was about $90 or so dollars.I tell her I have to use the bathroom then I sneak out and leave her ass there without any money for the bill or to get home,her dad had to get her.I swear we laughed so hard it hurt... | |
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ok..about a year ago my bro-in-law was here at my house. sometimes he can be a jerk so i am always looking for a way to make a fool of him. well, he is one of those people who will not use the bathroom except for at his house...anyway i guess he couldnt wait to go home, so he asked if he could use our bathroom in the master bedroom. i said sure...now, the bathroom is really small,with one small window, and he is around 300 lbs...hahahahah, any way while he was doing his business on the toilet...my husband and i snuck into the master bedroom and slid a stink bomb under the door...hahahhaa poor guy he was throwing up and shitting at the same time...in between pukes u could hear him cursing at us...we didnt care we were too busy laughing at him to care about what was gonna happen whe he got out...lol...classic. to this day he says he was afraid to open the bathroom window cuz i might have been there with my video camera...lol... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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NOW HERE I'LL EXPLAIN...
MY MOTHER AND ME WERE MORE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER, OR EX-ES WHO DON'T HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO SHARE. ONE NITE AFTER A 'GOOD ONE' I DECIDED TO "GET HER" SHE HAD A WEAK SYSTEM AND COULDN'T SMOKE 'WEED' (IT KNOCKED HER OUT) I TOLD HER SHE WAS RITE ABOUT WHUTEVER, DISSCUSED SOME OF MY PROLLUMS WITH HER AND AGGREED THAT I DIDN'T KNOW SHIT. I MADE HOT CHOCOLATE AND ROLLED A 'FATTY', WE DRANK HOT CHOCOLATE AND SMOKED WEED 'TILL SHE HAD TO CRASH, THEN I WENT AND UN-SCREWED THE BATHROOM DOOR-KNOB BECAUSE I LACED HER CHOCOLATE WITH EX-LAX :LOL: YOU CAN BET IT WAS UGLY!!! :LOL: I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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