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Purple stick to come
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Only women who can't get a man need vibrators. I never had a problen getting a man! And like the song says: "Ain't nothing like the real thing". | |
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Butterscotch. What? | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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purplethunder3121 said: That’s so nasty. What? | |
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I remember that commercial. | |
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“Body massager, please” If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! | |
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Do have any batteries that will fit my body massager?
Right, U see my back's been acting up lately and...
No, really, my back...
Yeah, yeah, that'll work
Thank U so much, thank U!
Sorry, it's the Hodgkin's talking. | |
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