A man kills a deer and

takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they

won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,

but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The dad said,

"Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screamed to her brother,

"Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

A boy asks his father,

"Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting. Don't talk about

things like that over dinner,"

the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks,

"Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says.

"There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

A person enters an area and says something

a seconds person makes a reply

a third person makes a reference to a 4th person

the first person quips back.

KingBAD said:

A man kills a deer and

takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they

won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,

but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The dad said,

"Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screamed to her brother,

"Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

A boy asks his father,

"Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting. Don't talk about

things like that over dinner,"

the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks,

"Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says.

"There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

good morning to you too

When I was in junior high, we used to taunt each other with the question, "If you are what you eat, then what are you?"

The ONLY acceptable answer was "Mussels".

RodeoSchro said:

When I was in junior high, we used to taunt each other with the question, "If you are what you eat, then what are you?"

The ONLY acceptable answer was "Mussels".

meh I am allergic to shellfish

OnlyNDaUsa said:

RodeoSchro said:

When I was in junior high, we used to taunt each other with the question, "If you are what you eat, then what are you?"

The ONLY acceptable answer was "Mussels".

meh I am allergic to shellfish

RodeoSchro said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

meh I am allergic to shellfish