XxAxX said:

• What breed of dog can do magic tricks? Labracadabrador...
• Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
• What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? gummy bear
• Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with
• Why couldn't the bike stand up? Because it was too tired!
• What's black & white and red all over? A news paper
• What did the magnet say to the other magnet? I think I'm attracted to you!
• Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because their really good at it
• What did the buffalo tell his child when he dropped him off at school? Bison

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym
A: To get better buns!
Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible
Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

KingBAD said:

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym
A: To get better buns!
Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible
Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

I love the Elephant joke!


Here's another.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?
HOW?
Take the S out of 'Safe' and the F out of 'Way.'
There's no F in way!
Watch Your language!