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Printableian said: Plug his PC speakers into the mic socket on the back of his PC, instead of the speaker socket. It'll take him weeks to figure it out, by which time you'll have changed his Windows driver from "Soundblaster Live" to "USB Toaster Device".
YES! I don't know why I didn't think of that, but it should work! By god, it should work!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: pejman said: Theres always that one schmuck at every office huh?
Apparently this guy is that one schmuck. 
He is so annoying that there are at least ten jobs without schmucks to balance out his schmuckiness. I have the same problem with a guy that sits across from me except he thinks he sounds good when he sings...Dex told me to climb under his desk and pull his plug.  -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: IceNine said: pejman said: Theres always that one schmuck at every office huh?
Apparently this guy is that one schmuck.
He is so annoying that there are at least ten jobs without schmucks to balance out his schmuckiness. I have the same problem with a guy that sits across from me except he thinks he sounds good when he sings...Dex told me to climb under his desk and pull his plug. Don't climb under his desk and pull his plug... pull your gat and pull his card.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Does he listen to his music on his PC or a portable stereo? | |
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IceNine said: JediMaster said: You could always get really mean, and play New Power Soul. Of course, if his taste is really shitty, he might like it.
I'm thinking taste challenged people should be forced to listen to the Misfits! I've been buggin' the shit out of a couple of guys here with my Oingo Boingo! I knew they would hate it! They deserve it after playing Poison! Bastards! 1. the OLD Misfits are GREAT!!! Absolutely! Taste challenged people just don't get them though! it would be great to watch his muthafucking head explode when he hears Die, Die My Darling 2. the NEW Misfits suck turtle dicks. That band isn't the Misfits, I don't care what they call themselves. The bastards should be shot for even daring to call themselves that! 3. Oingo Boingo rock the motherfucking house! You'd better believe it! I knew that a couple of idiots who listen to Poison wouldn't like it though, so it was terrific retribution. I was bopping along to Only A Lad while they were about to have a debilitating brain anuerysim! 
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IceNine said: pejman said: IceNine said: pejman said: Theres always that one schmuck at every office huh?
Apparently this guy is that one schmuck.
He is so annoying that there are at least ten jobs without schmucks to balance out his schmuckiness. I have the same problem with a guy that sits across from me except he thinks he sounds good when he sings...Dex told me to climb under his desk and pull his plug. Don't climb under his desk and pull his plug... pull your gat and pull his card. -------------------------------------------------
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crazyhorse said: Does he listen to his music on his PC or a portable stereo?
It is on the PC... if he had a portable stereo, I would just accidentally spill something on it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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JediMaster said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: You could always get really mean, and play New Power Soul. Of course, if his taste is really shitty, he might like it.
I'm thinking taste challenged people should be forced to listen to the Misfits! I've been buggin' the shit out of a couple of guys here with my Oingo Boingo! I knew they would hate it! They deserve it after playing Poison! Bastards! 1. the OLD Misfits are GREAT!!! Absolutely! Taste challenged people just don't get them though! it would be great to watch his muthafucking head explode when he hears Die, Die My Darling 2. the NEW Misfits suck turtle dicks. That band isn't the Misfits, I don't care what they call themselves. The bastards should be shot for even daring to call themselves that! 3. Oingo Boingo rock the motherfucking house! You'd better believe it! I knew that a couple of idiots who listen to Poison wouldn't like it though, so it was terrific retribution. I was bopping along to Only A Lad while they were about to have a debilitating brain anuerysim! Agreed on all points... especially the bit about the new "misfits" needing to be killed. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: crazyhorse said: Does he listen to his music on his PC or a portable stereo?
It is on the PC... if he had a portable stereo, I would just accidentally spill something on it. here check this out,takes seconds to load onto his computer and what it does is; runs undetected for 1 hour and every 5 minutes these realistic fart sounds start goin off,it sounds cheesy but its actually pretty funny. theres also another one that keeps ejecting the cd-rom tray no matter what he does,drive his sorry ass nuts. http://www.zug.com/pranks...gbug2.html | |
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crazyhorse said: IceNine said: crazyhorse said: Does he listen to his music on his PC or a portable stereo?
It is on the PC... if he had a portable stereo, I would just accidentally spill something on it. here check this out,takes seconds to load onto his computer and what it does is; runs undetected for 1 hour and every 5 minutes these realistic fart sounds start goin off,it sounds cheesy but its actually pretty funny. theres also another one that keeps ejecting the cd-rom tray no matter what he does,drive his sorry ass nuts. http://www.zug.com/pranks...gbug2.html Unfortunately, he is a system administrator too... he would figure it out pretty quickly.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: crazyhorse said: IceNine said: crazyhorse said: Does he listen to his music on his PC or a portable stereo?
It is on the PC... if he had a portable stereo, I would just accidentally spill something on it. here check this out,takes seconds to load onto his computer and what it does is; runs undetected for 1 hour and every 5 minutes these realistic fart sounds start goin off,it sounds cheesy but its actually pretty funny. theres also another one that keeps ejecting the cd-rom tray no matter what he does,drive his sorry ass nuts. http://www.zug.com/pranks...gbug2.html Unfortunately, he is a system administrator too... he would figure it out pretty quickly. Then get some visine,squirt a little bit into his morning coffee,he will be in the shitter all day if he even makes it,lol | |
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crazyhorse said: IceNine said: crazyhorse said: IceNine said: crazyhorse said: Does he listen to his music on his PC or a portable stereo?
It is on the PC... if he had a portable stereo, I would just accidentally spill something on it. here check this out,takes seconds to load onto his computer and what it does is; runs undetected for 1 hour and every 5 minutes these realistic fart sounds start goin off,it sounds cheesy but its actually pretty funny. theres also another one that keeps ejecting the cd-rom tray no matter what he does,drive his sorry ass nuts. http://www.zug.com/pranks...gbug2.html Unfortunately, he is a system administrator too... he would figure it out pretty quickly. Then get some visine,squirt a little bit into his morning coffee,he will be in the shitter all day if he even makes it,lol Now THAT is the best idea I have heard yet!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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YES I SHOT THE MOTHERFUCKER!!! ALL DAY EVERY DAY HE PLAYED ONE SONG 'SEXUAL HEALIN'
THEN HE GOT A FUCKIN KARIOKE MACHINE, AS SOON AS I STARTED DRIFTING TOWARD SLEEP, IT WOULD BE IN MY HEAD... BAAAYBYYY, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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Now another guy has talked to me about the guy's annoying fucking music... we are all too nice to tell him to shut the fuck up with that shit... now there are four people wanting to kill him. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: ... now there are four people wanting to kill him.
Less talk. More action! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Somebody fucking tell him before you all go postal and kill the sorry bastard!
I am in the computer lab right now and the dude behind me is typing so fucking loudly. He is pounding away. I can feel the vibrations from 10 feet away. Good lawd!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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teller said: IceNine said: ... now there are four people wanting to kill him.
Less talk. More action! I just killed him. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Natsume said: Somebody fucking tell him before you all go postal and kill the sorry bastard!
I am in the computer lab right now and the dude behind me is typing so fucking loudly. He is pounding away. I can feel the vibrations from 10 feet away. Good lawd! I know... I know... I want to tell that guy, but I am actually too nice and I am just hoping that he will get tired of that fucking song... did I mention that there is ONE song that he plays over and over... He played one fucking whiny song NO LESS than 15 times today... the same fucking annoying song... that is why four people want to kill him. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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