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PrintableIceNine said: Damn it... at this point I would even welcome his listening to "Rave Un2 the Joy Fantastic" all day. say that now, but after listening to his version of "everyday's a winding road" for 30 seconds (much less a complete listen) will have begging for him to put back in whatever he was listening to before. | |
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I've always found that 30 seconds of a Diamanda Galas a cappella recording is enough to traumatize anyone into submission indefinitely. I would suggest "Vena Cava" or (especially) "Shrei X". Be careful with the volume or else you'll wind up evacuating the entire building. | |
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IceNine said: Christopher said: what cd is it?
it is some whiny fucking R&B guy who sounds like he is about to cry on every fucking song... keith sweat's greatest hits?  ***************************************************************************************
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As someone suggested before on another thread, blast Ministry!  | |
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IceNine said: Christopher said: IceNine said: Christopher said: what cd is it?
I don't know, but it is some whiny fucking R&B guy who sounds like he is about to cry on every fucking song... this fucking guy listens to the goddamned disc ALL day long EVERY fucking day. I want to kill him. play him some of that texas 5thward stuff. I'm gonna have to drop some "Ghetto Boys" on him... or maybe some of Scarface's solo stuff... :LOL: Ahh good choice. Ice Cube works just as well. (Amerikka's Most Wanted). Or some Luke Campbell maybe? "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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You could always get really mean, and play New Power Soul. Of course, if his taste is really shitty, he might like it.
I'm thinking taste challenged people should be forced to listen to the Misfits! I've been buggin' the shit out of a couple of guys here with my Oingo Boingo! I knew they would hate it! They deserve it after playing Poison! Bastards! 
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IceNine said: Essence said: Essence said: Ice9 you know your not allowed to talk about "whining R&B" anymore, you already got one thread locked.
 For real though you will keep WHINING about this, who why not ask him what the CD is so you have a direct target for your obsessive loathing?  I don't want to be rude to the poor guy... he just has bad taste in music. I would have to tell him that I thought that his disc sucked dick if I talked to him about it. I am just sitting back... hoping that he will finally get tired of that whiny piece of shit CD. I know people like that. Jjust take the cd player and hit it with a bat because he ain't got a clue and you won't have no peace my brutha. *********************************************
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you should doodle whack him...hard! | |
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the solution is really quite simple. bind the CD player to his head with duct tape. LOTS of duct tape. this will 1) muffle the sound, and 2) free up his hands. he'll probably thank you | |
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IceNine said: Christopher said: bushwick-bill or scarface i never seen a cry die till i seen a man die..
"rat-ta-tat-tat, put yo' ass on tha muthafuckin' flo'!" - Scarface "Rat tat tat tat to your ass is the mutha fucking flow so why was you fucking with a nigga for? apparently you haven't heard of me? it's going to take more mutha fuckers than in the compound to murder me I fucks a vision like a sand shower you going up against a stacked deck nigga, now where your man power bring your mutha fucking backup and blow the bugle when I step off this bitch and load this gat up" Classic gangsta rap! _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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XxAxX said: the solution is really quite simple. bind the CD player to his head with duct tape. LOTS of duct tape. this will 1) muffle the sound, and 2) free up his hands. he'll probably thank you
Another plan... 1. Tape the computer (he's playing it on a computer) to his head. 2. Fire his ass out the window. 3. Rejoice. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AbucahX said: IceNine said: Christopher said: bushwick-bill or scarface i never seen a cry die till i seen a man die..
"rat-ta-tat-tat, put yo' ass on tha muthafuckin' flo'!" - Scarface "Rat tat tat tat to your ass is the mutha fucking flow so why was you fucking with a nigga for? apparently you haven't heard of me? it's going to take more mutha fuckers than in the compound to murder me I fucks a vision like a sand shower you going up against a stacked deck nigga, now where your man power bring your mutha fucking backup and blow the bugle when I step off this bitch and load this gat up" Classic gangsta rap! That was a CLASSIC of the gangsta rap genre!!! I really enjoyed Scarface's music. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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righteous1 said: IceNine said: Essence said: Essence said: Ice9 you know your not allowed to talk about "whining R&B" anymore, you already got one thread locked.
For real though you will keep WHINING about this, who why not ask him what the CD is so you have a direct target for your obsessive loathing? I don't want to be rude to the poor guy... he just has bad taste in music. I would have to tell him that I thought that his disc sucked dick if I talked to him about it. I am just sitting back... hoping that he will finally get tired of that whiny piece of shit CD. I know people like that. Jjust take the cd player and hit it with a bat because he ain't got a clue and you won't have no peace my brutha. I would like to do that... I would, in fact, love to do it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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JediMaster said: You could always get really mean, and play New Power Soul. Of course, if his taste is really shitty, he might like it.
I'm thinking taste challenged people should be forced to listen to the Misfits! I've been buggin' the shit out of a couple of guys here with my Oingo Boingo! I knew they would hate it! They deserve it after playing Poison! Bastards! 1. the OLD Misfits are GREAT!!! 2. the NEW Misfits suck turtle dicks. 3. Oingo Boingo rock the motherfucking house! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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3. Oingo Boingo rock the motherfucking house!
have to give the props whenever boingo is mentioned.you ever listen to food for feet?johnny vatos,john avila and mike watt of the minutemen. [This message was edited Fri Apr 18 7:35:16 PDT 2003 by crazyhorse] | |
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crazyhorse said: 3.
Oingo Boingo rock the motherfucking house!
have to give the props whenever boingo is mentioned.you ever listen to food for feet?johnny vatos,john avila and mike watt of the minutemen. [This message was edited Fri Apr 18 7:35:16 PDT 2003 by crazyhorse]
You are cool! I dig you!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Tom said: As someone suggested before on another thread, blast Ministry!
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ministry would perfect for annoying the piss outta this guy... get "filth pig"... it's pretty damn abrasive...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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| I am very interested in knowing EXACTLY what CD... Name and artist!
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Has he stopped listening to it yet? "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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NovaAngel said: Has he stopped listening to it yet?
FUCK NO!!! That fucking disc is still going.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: XxAxX said: the solution is really quite simple. bind the CD player to his head with duct tape. LOTS of duct tape. this will 1) muffle the sound, and 2) free up his hands. he'll probably thank you
Another plan... 1. Tape the computer (he's playing it on a computer) to his head. 2. Fire his ass out the window. 3. Rejoice. When he's out of the office, mangle his sound card. And when he replaces the sound card, do it again. | |
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Tom said: IceNine said: XxAxX said: the solution is really quite simple. bind the CD player to his head with duct tape. LOTS of duct tape. this will 1) muffle the sound, and 2) free up his hands. he'll probably thank you
Another plan... 1. Tape the computer (he's playing it on a computer) to his head. 2. Fire his ass out the window. 3. Rejoice. When he's out of the office, mangle his sound card. And when he replaces the sound card, do it again. Good plan! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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pejman said: Theres always that one schmuck at every office huh?
Apparently this guy is that one schmuck. 
He is so annoying that there are at least ten jobs without schmucks to balance out his schmuckiness. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Okay, I had a friend of mine ask the guy what the disc is...
It is a mix disc of annoying shit that he likes... My friend Akbar is sitting right next to the guy and he wants to kill him. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Joshy84au said: IceNine said: Christopher said: what cd is it?
it is some whiny fucking R&B guy who sounds like he is about to cry on every fucking song... keith sweat's greatest hits? I gotta agree w/ Joshy on this one Whiny=Keith Sweat You poor, poor little Otter! I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Very nicely walk up to him and ask if he has heard this cd, and offer him one of your's..
Hey, maybe he is nursing a broken heart. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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IceNine said: Christopher said: what cd is it?
I don't know, but it is some whiny fucking R&B guy who sounds like he is about to cry on every fucking song... this fucking guy listens to the goddamned disc ALL day long EVERY fucking day. I want to kill him. Is it Michael Bolton?  That cat is so whiny when he sings, it sounds like he has hemmorrhoids. He sounds like a cat in a blender.  Can't stand him.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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teller said: Kill him.
I agree!! 
Seems the perfect place to begin a murderous rampage!!! 
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Plug his PC speakers into the mic socket on the back of his PC, instead of the speaker socket. It'll take him weeks to figure it out, by which time you'll have changed his Windows driver from "Soundblaster Live" to "USB Toaster Device". | |
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