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EmmaMcG said:

There was a cannibal in my class in school. Nobody liked him. He was always buttering up the teacher. Not that you could ever say anything to him about it. If you got him angry you'd find yourself in hot water.

and if anyone that got in his face he would say "I eat people like you for breakfast!"

You're all a bunch of hot dogs.

Genesia said:

You're all a bunch of hot dogs.

you never know what is in a hot dog..."did you hear about poor Jim? Fell in the grinder..." "Oh no did they...have to throw away all that meat?" "Nawww it was hot dog day"

EmmaMcG said:

if people eat monkey brains and tigers dick ....they'll eat anything. BTW..anyone know how tigers dick is served???? with or without testicles ??

Taste like chicken.

Did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

AnckSuNamun said:

EmmaMcG said:

There was a cannibal in my class in school. Nobody liked him. He was always buttering up the teacher.

Not that you could ever say anything to him about it. If you got him angry you'd find yourself in hot water.

good one

My people the Maori, were Cannibals until they accepted the Christian creed around 1840.

In the early days we called the travelling salesmen - Meals on wheels.

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You could go into a restaurant and complain "Waiter there is a tie in my soup"

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There was even a song in the 1960s called Puha and Pakeha about Maori Cannibalism, and this was the start of cannibalism being held against us to treat us as 2nd class citizens. That worked until historians found evidence the English were proven to be cannibalistic in the Iron Age (500BC - 70AD) and even as late as Saxon times, when human burnt ash and cooked bone was found in a series of fires from the 6th century AD.

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Even I had ancestors called Kaitangata (Eat People) and Kai Whatu (Eat the eyes) who was known for coming into a church in the 1840s that had been built on the land, walked up to the European priest in a service and poked his eyes out and ate them, hence his name Kai Whatu.