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Have any of your friends ever punched you in the nuts for trying to make them listen to a group or artist? Do you like any bands that your friends hate so much that they would like to kick you square in the apple bag for playing them?
I would hope that my friends would shoe me square in the nuts if I tried to make them listen to Prince's recent crap. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Lol, yeah Prince. Ive a had few verbal, sore boots 2 my bollocks! | |
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Well, I don't have nuts, but I imagine if I did, they'd give them a punch for listening to any Prince... Oh, and about everything else I like.
However, I have this friend who drives me home at times, and all we listen to in her car is music from Disney's "The Goofy Movie" and Alvin and the Chimpmunks. No lie. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Well, I don't have nuts, but I imagine if I did, they'd give them a punch for listening to any Prince... Oh, and about everything else I like.
However, I have this friend who drives me home at times, and all we listen to in her car is music from Disney's "The Goofy Movie" and Alvin and the Chimpmunks. No lie. Have you punched her in the nuts yet? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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No, but I've been known to a few. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Lol, yeah Prince. Ive a had few verbal, sore boots 2 my bollocks!
Many people would beat you up for listening to Prince nowdays. I agree with them... I punched myself in the ballsack for playing "Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic" the first time. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: No, but I've been known to a few.
Excellent plan! Let's all punch and stab the balls of Prince fans so that they cannot reproduce!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: No, but I've been known to a few.
Excellent plan! Let's all punch and stab the balls of Prince fans so that they cannot reproduce!!! I was referring to Mariah and Babs fans | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: No, but I've been known to a few.
Excellent plan! Let's all punch and stab the balls of Prince fans so that they cannot reproduce!!! I was referring to Mariah and Babs fans I like that plan too!!! You are a woman with a vision, Lav! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: No, but I've been known to a few.
Excellent plan! Let's all punch and stab the balls of Prince fans so that they cannot reproduce!!! I was referring to Mariah and Babs fans I like that plan too!!! You are a woman with a vision, Lav! Any preference in blade length? | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: No, but I've been known to a few.
Excellent plan! Let's all punch and stab the balls of Prince fans so that they cannot reproduce!!! I was referring to Mariah and Babs fans I like that plan too!!! You are a woman with a vision, Lav! Any preference in blade length? Whatever hurts the most and kills the slowest! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Well, I don't have nuts, but I imagine if I did, they'd give them a punch for listening to any Prince... Oh, and about everything else I like.
However, I have this friend who drives me home at times, and all we listen to in her car is music from Disney's "The Goofy Movie" and Alvin and the Chimpmunks. No lie. Have you punched her in the nuts yet? No, but I think if anyone deserves it for the music they listen to, it's her. -------
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hhmmm. no. not yet.
but, there's this one guy who plays saxophone on the streetcorner every. single. day. same. thing. over. and. over. aghhh ! it's hardest when there are actual good ones playing nearby. kinda wanna stick a sock in his instrument | |
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XxAxX said: hhmmm. no. not yet.
but, there's this one guy who plays saxophone on the streetcorner every. single. day. same. thing. over. and. over. aghhh ! it's hardest when there are actual good ones playing nearby. kinda wanna stick a sock in his instrument Get a rotten cantaloupe and shove it in the end of his sax... that will work. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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that's a good plan! the farmer's market will be starting up again soon and i could sort of accidentally wedge a melon in his musicmaker and settle him down at least for a couple of blocks. will he catch on when this happens day after day though? | |
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XxAxX said: will he catch on when this happens day after day though?
Shit... I better ask StanleyApplebaum about this. Hold on... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: XxAxX said: will he catch on when this happens day after day though?
Shit... I better ask StanleyApplebaum about this. Hold on... It is clear to me that the tuneless musical mischief maker will not catch on, as he will only sound worse after the melon is inserted into his instrument of torture, therefore, he will actually like the rotten melon. IceNine is dead wrong. You should actually politely ask him to throw himself off a tall bridge. | |
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you know, there are times when i'm walking by and i do think of ways to tell him something like that. the perfect words elude me, so far. one day i know i'll find just the right amount of humor, camaraderie and wisdom to politely tell him to STFU!!! | |
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XxAxX said: you know, there are times when i'm walking by and i do think of ways to tell him something like that. the perfect words elude me, so far. one day i know i'll find just the right amount of humor, camaraderie and wisdom to politely tell him to STFU!!!
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My gf is trying to get me into the purity of Yanni music; while at the same time i'm trying to get her into the badness of old school gangsta rappers, like Eazy-E. I have yet to get punched in the nuts though. _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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AbucahX said: My gf is trying to get me into the purity of Yanni music; while at the same time i'm trying to get her into the badness of old school gangsta rappers, like Eazy-E. I have yet to get punched in the nuts though.
Excellent! "If it's on motherfucker, then it's on, G..." - Eazy E SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Prince and Bobby Brown...
I get the everytime I turn either one on! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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I would hope that my friends would shoe me square in the nuts if I tried to make them listen to Prince's recent crap.
Couldnt agree more.Actually,havent liked anything since lovesexy. None of my friends like Sergio Mendes & Brasil66.But anyone who loves and understands music can appreciate that bossa nova groove... | |
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No, but I hear "turn it DOWN" every weekday at about noon!
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Muse2noPharaoh said: No, but I hear "turn it DOWN" every weekday at about noon!
Shaddup. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Yeah, there is this 1 girl who I would like to kick square Ndanuts.She has had this cd for over a month & still no listen. | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Prince and Bobby Brown...
I get the everytime I turn either one on! I definitely understand it for Bobby Brown. I didn't think even Whitney listened to him anymore. | |
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AbucahX said: My gf is trying to get me into the purity of Yanni music; while at the same time i'm trying to get her into the badness of old school gangsta rappers, like Eazy-E. I have yet to get punched in the nuts though.
I so appreciate the old school gangsta rap... NWA, Ice T /bodycount, Eazy E, Ghetto Boyz, MC Twist,Ice Cube...etc... Unfortunately...my main squeeze just does not get it. If I had 'em... I am certain I'd have been kicked in 'em by now!! ...thought ya knew!!... life Sexy u all | |
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Well I kicked Stan squar in tha nuts for playing that goddamn Christina album! (he swears it's his sister's, but I saw him buy it! the lying poop headed ass master!) "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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EricCartman said: Well I kicked Stan squar in tha nuts for playing that goddamn Christina album! (he swears it's his sister's, but I saw him buy it! the lying poop headed ass master!)
That shit-faced cockmaster!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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