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Help! AzureStar Needs A New Internet Boyfriend! Heather (AzureStar) is extremely jealous when she looks around and sees all the happy org couples.
She is jealous of Teller and his woman, mrdespues and his woman, and the other happy org couples! She is jealous because she is missing out on phone-fucking and slumber parties. All men willing to apply, please post below, or slip her an orgnote with your first name, height, weight, and dick measurements, including the girth. She needs it large... -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Yes, it appears that I am missing out on all of those things. 
(Mrdespues has a woman?) | |
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AzureStar said:
Yes, it appears that I am missing out on all of those things.
(Mrdespues has a woman?) Yes. It is terribly cute. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said:
Yes, it appears that I am missing out on all of those things.
(Mrdespues has a woman?) Yes. It is terribly cute. You are mean! | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said:
Yes, it appears that I am missing out on all of those things.
(Mrdespues has a woman?) Yes. It is terribly cute. You are mean! Dear, I am talking about their relationship.  It is cute.-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said:
Yes, it appears that I am missing out on all of those things.
(Mrdespues has a woman?) Yes. It is terribly cute. You are mean! Dear, I am talking about their relationship. It is cute.Oh.  | |
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Damn! No replies yet!
Applications presented by females will now be accepted. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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this shits startin to get kinky. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Damn! No replies yet!
Applications presented by females will now be accepted. I am afraid I will be missing out on the fun. | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Damn! No replies yet!
Applications presented by females will now be accepted. I am afraid I will be missing out on the fun. There are strap-ons. You can get some cool ones, I'm sure, and have a lot of fun. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Come on, guys... sign up!
 SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Damn! No replies yet!
Applications presented by females will now be accepted. I am afraid I will be missing out on the fun. There are strap-ons. You can get some cool ones, I'm sure, and have a lot of fun. Sheddup! | |
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IceNine said: Come on, guys... sign up!
Sheddup! | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Damn! No replies yet!
Applications presented by females will now be accepted. I am afraid I will be missing out on the fun. There are strap-ons. You can get some cool ones, I'm sure, and have a lot of fun. Sheddup! I have seen them on TV of mammoth proportions. I'm sure you could find one to fulfill your needs. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Damn! No replies yet!
Applications presented by females will now be accepted. I am afraid I will be missing out on the fun. There are strap-ons. You can get some cool ones, I'm sure, and have a lot of fun. Sheddup! I have seen them on TV of mammoth proportions. I'm sure you could find one to fulfill your needs. You've seen these on TV?  | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Damn! No replies yet!
Applications presented by females will now be accepted. I am afraid I will be missing out on the fun. There are strap-ons. You can get some cool ones, I'm sure, and have a lot of fun. Sheddup! I have seen them on TV of mammoth proportions. I'm sure you could find one to fulfill your needs. You've seen these on TV? Real Sex shows a lot of stuff! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I have seen them on TV of mammoth proportions. I'm sure you could find one to fulfill your needs. You've seen these on TV? [/quote]
Real Sex shows a lot of stuff!
Who knew!? . [This message was edited Wed Apr 16 18:58:02 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] | |
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At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Ya gotta strap on? | |
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AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Ya gotta strap on? I have a vibrator and a belt! :O Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Ya gotta strap on? I have a vibrator and a belt! :O That'll work! How about a web cam?! | |
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INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Why were you pissed? -------
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AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Ya gotta strap on? I have a vibrator and a belt! :O That'll work! How about a web cam?! Got it! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Ya gotta strap on? I have a vibrator and a belt! :O That'll work! How about a web cam?! Got it! BadAss!
How about a phone? | |
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[Snip. Flame removed. Ian] Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: [Snip. Flame removed. Ian]
No fighting... I'm just missing out on slumber parties and phone sex. | |
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AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Ya gotta strap on? I have a vibrator and a belt! :O That'll work! How about a web cam?! Got it! BadAss!
How about a phone? Of course, silly! I got your call when I was on the phone with Matt that night, but I had already made him hold twice and I felt so rude! But it was a Michigan area code, so I figured it may be you?Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: AzureStar said: INSATIABLE said: At first I was pissed about this thread when I just logged on.
But I'll be honest... I'll apply for the girlfriend position. Heather is gorgeous and wonderful... :O Ya gotta strap on? I have a vibrator and a belt! :O That'll work! How about a web cam?! Got it! BadAss!
How about a phone? Of course, silly! I got your call when I was on the phone with Matt that night, but I had already made him hold twice and I felt so rude! But it was a Michigan area code, so I figured it may be you?That's right! And, yes... that was me! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: [Snipped. Ian]
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