"THE X-MASS TRADITION"
AS ALWAYS IN THE NORTH POLE...
A week before xmass

(a few days before the xmass work starts)

SANTA and all his elves and family got togethrer
for the 'BEGINING OF XMASS FEAST' and had a lovely time.
so imagine his dismay when he found out at GO TIME that
300 of his elves were to be out with food poisoning.
in order to get the work done he had to put on all new
elves that hadn't been trained for the work, and xmass
now 2 days away.
With a splitting headache and having the shits himself,
things weren't lookin good. Mrs. Claus was on the 'rag'

and bitchin about everything,

because evreybody was blaming her for the fucked up food.
1 day to go and SANTA goes to make ready the RAINDEER.
All the females were in LAST TERM PREGNENCIES

and the males had run off to parts unknown,

meaning he now had to send out at least 100

of the slow ass elves from the work line to find them,

delaying the toy making even longer
and the shit had to be done by tomorrow noon at latest.
SANTA figured

"I NEED A COFFEE AND A GOOD SLUG OF JACK DANIELS"
OF COURSE, when he got to his 'stash'

he found that the elves had already beat him to the

'JACK', AND HE WAS FURIOUS!!!
JUST THEN the doorbell rung and at the door was
A BEAUTIFUL LIL ANGEL with a XMASS TREE
she said "Good day dear SANTA, it's a wonderful day
on the way in here i saw that your sleigh was broken

and the lil elves have dropped all the gifts off that leadge
over there, so to make your day better

I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS TREE...

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH IT???"
Now you know why

the ANGEL is ON TOP OF THE TREE

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