This just in.


From: Paisley (click to see profile)
Subject: mrpoo mrpoo, i do so want you
Sent: Tues Apr 22 2003 10:50pm

Dear darling mrpoopoohead, you're my favorite. You make me wanna shwang from the bannisters like a freaky urangatang. I want to bite you so hard that you bleed like a muthaphucka. I wanna go swimmin in your love seat, (whatever that means) .
You are the rhett to my scarlett., the brad to my jennifer, the tom to my nicole (before they broke up and he went with that other dumb hag, but you get the picture) the bobby to my whitney!
I want you to do me like a roast chicken! (whatever that means) . Marry me mrpoo, so i can be mrspoo. I do mrpoo. I do i do. Do you?

Fuck

WOWZA!