Hi all. Haven't posted in a while, just due to the negative responses on my past threads. I have a situation I would like to ask everyone's thoughts on. It has nothing to do with shitting myself or chili either (that problem is solved. Thank God! ).


I've been seeing this beautiful woman for about 6 months now, and I've really enjoyed being with her. She embodies [almost] everything I love in a woman, and I could see myself marrying her. There is however an issue[?] I have encountered with her: Around 3 months into our relationship, I caught her eating her boogers through the reflection of the mirror in my bathroom. I didn't say anything to her about it, and I brushed it off. But over time, I've caught her doing it even more. I even caught her doing it through the reflection of my iPhone screen numerous times (even saw her eating her snot at certain points). I want to ask her about it, but I am afraid that she will take issue to it. I don't want to lose her.


My main question is: Could it potentially kill my relationship to ask her why she does it, or should I just accept it and leave her be? Like I said, I really Love her. I have no other issues with her, besides that.


Honestly, now that I think more about it, should I even care that she does it? It's always been considered disgusting by so many, and as a child, some of us got picked on for doing it. I just don't want her to think that she has to hide it, or anything else, from me.


Any solid advice would really help me out. Thanks!

gunner82 said:

Hi all. Haven't posted in a while, just due to the negative responses on my past threads. I have a situation I would like to ask everyone's thoughts on. It has nothing to do with shitting myself or chili either (that problem is solved. Thank God! ).


I've been seeing this beautiful woman for about 6 months now, and I've really enjoyed being with her. She embodies [almost] everything I love in a woman, and I could see myself marrying her. There is however an issue[?] I have encountered with her: Around 3 months into our relationship, I caught her eating her boogers through the reflection of the mirror in my bathroom. I didn't say anything to her about it, and I brushed it off. But over time, I've caught her doing it even more. I even caught her doing it through the reflection of my iPhone screen numerous times (even saw her eating her snot at certain points). I want to ask her about it, but I am afraid that she will take issue to it. I don't want to lose her.


My main question is: Could it potentially kill my relationship to ask her why she does it, or should I just accept it and leave her be? Like I said, I really Love her. I have no other issues with her, besides that.


Honestly, now that I think more about it, should I even care that she does it? It's always been considered disgusting by so many, and as a child, some of us got picked on for doing it. I just don't want her to think that she has to hide it, or anything else, from me.


Any solid advice would really help me out. Thanks!

Whew \o_ https://www.youtube.com/w...u038f2yGdA

This thread is a relationship killer...

ugh. just the mental image makes me want to dump her from here, right now.

that's disrespectful of her, doing that when you're around. she's grown, she should know a little better than that, no?

good luck. hope it works out.

i know! next time you see her eating her boogers just whip out your dick, start touching yourself enthusiastically and when she asks (which she will) "wtf are you doing?" simply reply "i knew it was happy hour when i saw you going to town on your nose by-products so i figured what the heck? why not? i'll just join in the fun! i've a hankering for some 'man-juice'". that should do it.

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You should post here waaaaaaaaaaay more often. I'm getting tired of carrying this forum by myself.

thetimefan said:

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2045RadicalMattZ said:

Not. If it bothers you enough. Hold onto that bothering and mention it lightly some other day...like when you catch it outright Maybe a "digging for gold?" And a laugh might fix it. But as for now that's really nothing. Remember the Simpsons Halloween special? The one with the time machine toaster? The one with sage Grandpa Simpson's advice on Homer's wedding day? (*"if you ever time travel into the past. ..etc) The final world he ended up in wasn't the "best of all worlds" (*the one where Patty and Selma were dead and it rained donuts *that weren't CALLED donuts*) was. But it still wasn't bad. I'd take more offense if someone spat their gum out on the ground or threw trash out the window. It could be much MUCH worse. The last gal I'm dating (?) she's got some baggage that's poisonous. Jealous insecurity that has made so many b.s. situations and unnecessary night ending squabbles. After a point ...THAT is a killer [Edited 12/20/17 10:33am]

Thanks for your perspective. It's definitely something to think about.

XxAxX said:

i know! next time you see her eating her boogers just whip out your dick, start touching yourself enthusiastically and when she asks (which she will) "wtf are you doing?" simply reply "i knew it was happy hour when i saw you going to town on your nose by-products so i figured what the heck? why not? i'll just join in the fun! i've a hankering for some 'man-juice'". that should do it.

[Edited 12/20/17 15:42pm]

sonshine said:

Gawd. Gross. If this is a serious question your gf has a serious problem. That made me want to heave reading it. How could you type it, or worse watch it happen?! Just make sure she knows she's busted the next time you catch her and throw up all over her. That should get the point across how disgusting she is. I still think this is a joke but just in case: yes, it's a relationship killer!!!!! But since you have been able to still be with her after the booger eating its obvious some select, rare folks like yourself have some weird invisible shield that makes you immune to really gross stuff. Like you probably aren't grossed out by leftover food in people's teeth, or big white chunks of dandruff in people's hair, or letting your dog do your dishes.

Everything else about her is great, though. That's why I am so conflicted on what to do. I want to just sit with her and ask why she does it, kind of like an "intervention", but I don't want to embarrass her about it. Besides, I'm not sure how hard it will be to break such a habit. If she has been doing it since childhood, I doubt it's going to be easy to break. I keep having these thoughts of her stashing boogers in various hidden areas of the house, so she can sneak off and eat them in the wee-hours of the morning, or something. I know it sounds crazy, but it's so odd to me.

give her one of yours to eat...

if she says no, call her a boogercist

for not givin yo boggers the same status

(after all. kissin her is like eatin her boogers)

of course you know she'll say no...

AND IF SHE SAY YES

run... run fast and far...

KingBAD said:

give her one of yours to eat...

if she says no, call her a boogercist

for not givin yo boggers the same status

(after all. kissin her is like eatin her boogers)

of course you know she'll say no...

AND IF SHE SAY YES

run... run fast and far...

gunner82 said:

XxAxX said:

gunner82 said:

OK OK maybe that was not the nest advice ever. I do hope things work out

KingBAD said:

give her one of yours to eat...

if she says no, call her a boogercist

for not givin yo boggers the same status

(after all. kissin her is like eatin her boogers)

of course you know she'll say no...

AND IF SHE SAY YES

run... run fast and far...

Oh, wow.

KingBAD said:

give her one of yours to eat...

if she says no, call her a boogercist

for not givin yo boggers the same status

(after all. kissin her is like eatin her boogers)

of course you know she'll say no...

AND IF SHE SAY YES

run... run fast and far...

This is pretty funny!

....I have noticed how kissing her at certain moments was saltier than normal.

if you love her, you'll eat one of your own boogers in an effort to better understand her

Holy shit, this thread

does she ever blow you? if so a little snot is nothing...

gunner82 said:

KingBAD said:

give her one of yours to eat...

if she says no, call her a boogercist

for not givin yo boggers the same status

(after all. kissin her is like eatin her boogers)

of course you know she'll say no...

AND IF SHE SAY YES

run... run fast and far...

This is pretty funny!

....I have noticed how kissing her at certain moments was saltier than normal.

are you tellin me boogers have flavor????

this thread

KingBAD said:

gunner82 said:

This is pretty funny!

....I have noticed how kissing her at certain moments was saltier than normal.

are you tellin me boogers have flavor????

I did some research and I found out that they have a "salty" flavor to them. My ladyfriend likes a little extra salt in her food, so I always thought that was were to extra flavor came from.

If it's a chronic habit and she can't help it, then it sounds to me like a form of OCD, which might hide a bigger personal problem. In any case, there's nothing like communication, so ask her about it. Good luck!