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Killing humans! Bender (sleep-talking): Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill humans!
Bender (sleep-talking): Hey sexy mama! Wanna kill all the humans? Bender: Oh so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a radical? Bender: Death to humans! Bender: Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! Bender: I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. Bender: OK Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one. There's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!! Bender: I'll tell you...with my final breath. [The crowd mumbles.] I came here with a simple dream. A dream of...killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7-billion ton robot monster here? Not I. [He chokes.] Not I. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Bender (sleep-talking): Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill humans!
Bender (sleep-talking): Hey sexy mama! Wanna kill all the humans? Bender: Oh so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a radical? Bender: Death to humans! Bender: Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! Bender: I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. Bender: OK Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one. There's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!! Bender: I'll tell you...with my final breath. [The crowd mumbles.] I came here with a simple dream. A dream of...killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7-billion ton robot monster here? Not I. [He chokes.] Not I. YOU'RE BACK!!! :LOL: I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: IceNine said: Bender (sleep-talking): Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill humans!
Bender (sleep-talking): Hey sexy mama! Wanna kill all the humans? Bender: Oh so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a radical? Bender: Death to humans! Bender: Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! Bender: I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. Bender: OK Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one. There's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!! Bender: I'll tell you...with my final breath. [The crowd mumbles.] I came here with a simple dream. A dream of...killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7-billion ton robot monster here? Not I. [He chokes.] Not I. YOU'RE BACK!!! :LOL: I am back and I want to kill all humans!!!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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WHO CAN WE START WITH??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: WHO CAN WE START WITH???
You choose... there is only one criteria that must be met... they must be human. Let's get to killin'! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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"People" Tony remember? People! | |
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IceNine said: 00769BAD said: WHO CAN WE START WITH???
You choose... there is only one criteria that must be met... they must be human. Let's get to killin'! cool as long as ducks are off the list let the killing commence i say we start at the white house and work our way down - pink is the new yellow | |
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blissful said: IceNine said: 00769BAD said: WHO CAN WE START WITH???
You choose... there is only one criteria that must be met... they must be human. Let's get to killin'! cool as long as ducks are off the list let the killing commence i say we start at the white house and work our way down - preach the good word, brother duckie | |
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“Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubberpants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!” -Zim
“In the event of say a full scale invasion, how prepared would you say this planet’s defenses would be?” -Zim I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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Zim: I don’t have time for this Dib! Your world may be in great danger.
Dib: Well, yeah. You're trying to destroy it. Remember? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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MrBliss said: blissful said: IceNine said: 00769BAD said: WHO CAN WE START WITH???
You choose... there is only one criteria that must be met... they must be human. Let's get to killin'! cool as long as ducks are off the list let the killing commence i say we start at the white house and work our way down - preach the good word, brother duckie right on 
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"Must Kill Humans" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Too much killing going on in this world. IceNine make peace. 
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luv4u said: Too much killing going on in this world. IceNine make peace.
This is actually a Futurama topic... Bender always talks about wanting to kill humans.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Bender (sleep-talking): Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill humans!
Bender (sleep-talking): Hey sexy mama! Wanna kill all the humans? Bender: Oh so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a radical? Bender: Death to humans! Bender: Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! Bender: I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. Bender: OK Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one. There's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!! Bender: I'll tell you...with my final breath. [The crowd mumbles.] I came here with a simple dream. A dream of...killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7-billion ton robot monster here? Not I. [He chokes.] Not I. I love that last one... that episode was brilliant! | |
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ian said: IceNine said: Bender (sleep-talking): Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill humans!
Bender (sleep-talking): Hey sexy mama! Wanna kill all the humans? Bender: Oh so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a radical? Bender: Death to humans! Bender: Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! Bender: I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. Bender: OK Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one. There's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!! Bender: I'll tell you...with my final breath. [The crowd mumbles.] I came here with a simple dream. A dream of...killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7-billion ton robot monster here? Not I. [He chokes.] Not I. I love that last one... that episode was brilliant!Yeah! Bender was, without a doubt, the best character on the show! "I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans." - Bender :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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*To the tune of "Comin' 'Round the Mountain"*
Bender: She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. I'll kill you, Amy! She'll be comin' 'round the mountain, She'll be comin' 'round the mountain, She'll be com... She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Hey, I'm pretty good! Well, I'll shoot her with my raygun when she comes, Yes, I'll shoot her with my raygun when she comes. Yes, I'll shoot her with my raygun, oh I'll shoot her with my raygun, Yes, I'll shoot her with my raygun when she comes, when she comes. I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, I'll be blasting all the humans, I'll be blasting all the humans, I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, in the world. ... [This message was edited Wed Apr 16 4:19:45 PDT 2003 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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ARE THEY DEAD YET??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: ARE THEY DEAD YET???
Not yet, but we are killing them as fast as possible. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Futurama is pure brilliance! 
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JediMaster said: Futurama is pure brilliance!
Yes! I wish I could find a list of all of Bender's quotes about killing humans. I love that shit. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I say we just kill all of the MALE humans. I really dig the females. | |
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I'm definately Robosexual! |
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