Teacher:

"Answer this math problem:

if your father earns $500 a week

and gives half to your mother.

What will he have?"
Student:

"A heart attack."
A woman was taking an afternoon nap.

When she woke up, she told her husband,

"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace.

What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with

a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled

"The Meaning of Dreams."

A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store,

the guyanese tief a chocolate bar

and when they left the store he said

"yuh see dat?" mi tief t'ree chocolate bars.

"nobody cya tief like me!",

and the jamaican said

" mek wi go back to the store,

me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".

They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier

" yuh want to see a magic trick?"

the cashier said " sure"

"hand me a chocolate bar" he ate it.

"hand me another one" he ate that too,

" hand me one more" and he ate it.

"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier.

The jamaican mon said

"check the guyanese pockets

and yuh find all t'ree a dem"

BADD!!!

thanks

KingBAD said:

A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store,

the guyanese tief a chocolate bar

and when they left the store he said

"yuh see dat?" mi tief t'ree chocolate bars.

"nobody cya tief like me!",

and the jamaican said

" mek wi go back to the store,

me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".

They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier

" yuh want to see a magic trick?"

the cashier said " sure"

"hand me a chocolate bar" he ate it.

"hand me another one" he ate that too,

" hand me one more" and he ate it.

"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier.

The jamaican mon said

"check the guyanese pockets

and yuh find all t'ree a dem"