The Human Tornado (aka. Dolemite 2)

I've always been fond of this movie, since my brothers and I first got into Rudy Ray Moore films as youths. We found the DISCO GODFATHER to be such an irresistible title that we had to rent it at the local video store....

But one thing has always kinda sorta eluded me.


What are the ACCURATE complete lyrics to the theme song?


This is what I can make of it. I can't find a post anywhere online... The song's been in my head since this morning when SWYPE incorrectly spelled my friend's name as "TORNADO"... so I sent the quote from the lyrics.. (and have since heard nothing back)

It's one hell of a theme song.

If there are any other Rudy enthusiasts out there, please help if I'm incorrect:

He's a Human Tornado!!♫

Mules'es kicked me an didn't bruise my hide

Rattlesnakes'es bit me they just crawled off an died

I handcuffed*, lightnin' and split the raging sea!

I don't want no dilapidated seep sappin (?) pigeon-toed'ed, cross eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me

I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later..

I'm the bad motor scooter, I'm the Human Tornad'a!

I picked up the rock and killed the giant Goliath!

*beat Nero's ass for setting Rome on fire

*I've got lions, elephants roosting in the trees

I don't want no dilapidated see-sappin(?), pigeon-toed'ed, cross-eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me

I've been known to rise up

But I'll cool down later

I'm the bad motor scooter,

I'm the Human Tornado!


....Just my attempt at decryption... I'm gonna ask his biographer when I get a chance... but I really don't know the words with question marks as a hundred percent certain...

Thank you in advance

(*corrections sourced from another website indicated by asterix*:...funnily enough the other guy got the clearest part wrong "i dont want no..")
source for few corrected lyrics
http://www.africanamerica...es-in-ohio

[Edited 12/18/17 9:09am]

You'll see a young Ernie Hudson in this cult classic. He's listed as Louis Hudson.