I have never been to one... are they worth the $?... My friends tell me I should try it...they tell me to ask for a happy ending...what do they mean?

i was told by a buddy of mine ... that a "happy ending " involves a "hand release" ...

if my buddy was correct ... he he ...

dagodfather said:

Rule of thumb: if the parlor bills itself as "Asian" or "Oriental" (yes, I know the latter term is not politically correct, but I see it on highway billboards advertising these places), they're selling more than massages. Additional "services" require a tip.

Some (most?) of these places are essentially brothels, but for whatever reason, they're tolerated by local law enforcement in some areas. They're not tolerated here in Indianapolis--instead, the local alternative weekly paper advertises a parlor just over the Illinois state line.

matt said:

a tip like gratuity or a tip of something else...

pejman said:

A gratuity.

matt said:

pejman said:

I take it accupuncture places are tolerated by law enforcement?

If I were you I'd try one out, I have this freind who is gay and my family used to tease me because they said that he looked like the "white" version of Prince if you had seen him you'd say the same thing, the hair makeup ect... well he was a masuse and one day he was like let me give you a massage so I said ok I did'nt see any harm in it so I went to his place of business and let me tell you he broke out all the hot oils and lowered the lights and put on this slow relaxing music next thing I know the only thing I had left on was my G-string undies and he was doing his job alittle too well after he was done I just kept looking at him and I was thinking all sorts of nauty things but damn that's something I'll always remember. So I say go for it and enjoy.

I worked at a chiropractic office that had massage therapists. The patients that did get massages wouldnt miss em for the world. I had one massage while I was there and I hated it. So to each his/her own I guess. I hear that some massage parlors do something called a "sensual massage"... use your imagination. Guess that would be for those that need a real tension releaser!

NEVER!

I cannot handle people touching my body

That's pretty much just above the waist though. My cock is probably fair game for a gleeful asian masseuse.

Rudy said:

I can. As long as they are attractive and have strong hands...and are female preferably...

I wonder if anyone has ever just gone for a massage and been totally oblivious to what really goes on in those places?

that'd suck if you were in a relationship and you were seen going in by one of your partners best friends!

i bet that's happened somewhere.

Marrk said:

that would suck...there is a movie that came out a few years ago, can't remember the name right now but the guy that plays Castanza from Seinfeld is in it as an author of a book...anyway a married guy who goes to a massage parlor later sees a paddiwagon full of asian gals that were busted at the same place he would get his "happy endings" at pull up and then he envisions himself arrested and coming out of the same police van...imagine having to call your wife to come pick you up after being busted for that crime...wonder what they call that crime...probably paying for prostitution...