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i may just take monadys... you don't come round after fridays and it seems this is the day folks start their weekly grind... and i know at some point i can place a good one on here that'll have coffee sprayed all over yo desk.... (or at least out yo nose) juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a thought... right now -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient...""Okay then," said Bob,
and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest adult male organ
the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle,
but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part,
she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said ,
"I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a Nurse and a lady,
I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room. i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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that'll wake a person up! 
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Did you hear about the guy who picked up a girl at a bar? She told him she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt. | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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BADD!!! | |
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