Which Orger are you currently operating on and what operation are you performing on them?

At the moment, I'm performing a heart-bypass operation on Therapy. She's being very brave and is only under a local anaesthetic and is therefore awake and feeling no pain. Hopefully, she should be able to post freely whilst the operation is in progress.

Here's a couple of pictures of the operation so far - a kind volunteer has been going around the theatre taking some snaps with my digital camera.


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Unfortunately, we've had to take the heart out to wash it at the mo, but we'll be replacing it shortly...



Hopefully Therapy will be keeping everyone updated on how she's getting on.

So, is anybody else performing an op right now?

I'm giving Ice a new brain! :LOL:

Yeah... hi everyone... am ok... Haystack is typing this for me in theatre... The keyboard's a bit on the red side and there are a couple of vital looking pipes hanging from the Esc key, but, I feel quite ok. Am on bi-pass at the moment. Update you when I have me ticker back in my chest and tocking.

BTW, not much tit to cut through, eh Haystack ?

When it comes to tits, surely anything more than a handful is a waste, anyway?

At least the operation is finished now, and it looks as though Therapy is doing well.

Here's the latest pic, where she gives me her opinion of my operating techniques.




So, anybody else want me to operate on them? If no-one volunteers, then I'll simply operate on a random Orger, anyway.

I'll let you operate on me for the good of the org! Feel free to take any organs that you want and stick them in any other orger that you see fit.

I like to do my bit

JimmyNothing said:

Okay, well thank you for volunteering to donate your eyes to JaneyPoos.



Now, remember that during the op, you'll be able to continue posting on the Org, although you'll probably have trouble seeing the keyboard. And after the op, you won't ever be able to see again, but that's your problem. You volunteered for it.

And, let's begin...

The photography is... too kind, Haystack...

Anyway, who said anything about a handful? I have a mouthful if he's tight lipped and lucky.

They don't call me xylophone ribs for nothing, y'know...



I feel so much better now I've been operated on, it's just for one minor detail. The 'other' op you failed to mention to org viewers, has left me with my head facing the wrong way round Haystack. I can walk ok, but I'm looking where I've been. Oh, and there's a trail of blood and veins following me mate. Be a gem and sort me out...

I'm not operating on anyone now, but I'd be happy to give some boob jobs to any ladies who need them.

EvilWhiteMale said:

i need a breast reduction.

Haystack said:

You win the 'laugh the hardest and cry with laughter' award for this post - fucking hell!!! HAHAHAHA!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ditto, yo

Therapy said:

Okay, I can do two operations at once...




Right, well that was nice and easy. And look, here's a post-op picture of Dr. Haystack and Therapy, along with her new-look head;



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Now, back to JimmyNothing

And it looks like JimmyNothing's op was a complete success.




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And JaneyPoos is clearly thrilled with her new eyes.

Haystack I want you to operate on me...I want you to perform a sex change op and give me a huge willy for a laugh, let me swing it and toss it for a couple of hours then do another operation and reverse it, and put me back to the way I was, a girl with a sexy tight Just for the hell of it!

i an giessung where tje kets ate in my ketvoard.

thabk you gaystack fir iperatong om ne!

No Haystack! I don't want anymore surgery, get away from me man!!! I've already undergone a complete head lift and heart surgery...uughhh...cough, no, I don't want any more...

I am currently giving AzureStar a penis.

Shit... he's prepping up again...

Battier, he got you as soon as you came in the room. Hmmm, your heart looks quite lovely, actually...

REDFEATHERS said:

Okey Dokey...

Well, firstly thank you for providing us with this picture of how you look now (on the left) and how you'd like to look (on the right);



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Right, let's get started on the op...


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Nurse Doris will now go to the Surgery Stock Room and find the right one...



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And we're done! An onlooker celebrates the success of phase one of the operation with a Slinky!



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Now, I'll continue with phase two in a moment, once you've had some fun with your new penis.

JimmyNothing said:

Handclapsfingasnapz wrote:

i need a breast reduction.

Let me be the judge of that.

EvilWhiteMale said:

it's a wonder i can type ...n the way!

{there be crudely hand-drawn nekkidness here, folks...)

Well, RED's had enough fun with her (disappointingly small) penis now, so we'd better return her to her former, sassy self.

So, under the anaesthetic she goes...



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And her second op of the evening can begin. By the way, what do you think of the new, retro operating theatre?




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And REDFEATHERS as we know and love her is back!

Haystack said:

it smells like formaldehyde in here...

I LOVE this thread!

With all respect to Therapy

Therapy said:

Yes! My heart owns!

Handclapsfingasnapz wrote:

it's a wonder i can type with these things in the way!

That drawing is kinda vague, I'll need to see an actual picture. Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

ay!!! i've been waitin in this frickin waitin room 4 half an hour, can i get my surgery done 2, dammit???

EvilWhiteMale said:

awright dr. evilwhitemale, if u say so...

nekkidness, ya'll...