A man comes home and sees a note

on the refrigerator from his wife.

She wrote,

"This isn't working. I'm at my mother's."

The man opens the fridge,

the light turns on,

and he says to himself,

"What the hell? The fridge is working fine!"

BADD!!!!

Good one!

......................................................................

My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.

I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.

[Edited 10/12/17 13:50pm]