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Ho, ho ho... .....................................................................................Why does Santa always come through the chimney?Because he knows better than to try the back door. .
Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?He only comes once a year...and then it's through the chimney. .
Why is Santa so damn jolly?Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. .
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos. .
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Somebody told me to Deck the Halls, so I did. Mr and Mrs Hall were not very happy. My little brother used to think he was so tough because he didn't believe in Santa. He was a rebel without a Claus. Why does santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. Why did santa rob the liquor store? He was desperate for some holiday spirit. | |
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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
What does one ho plus two ho make?
A jolly Santa!
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem!
What is the most popular Christmas carol in the desert?
Oh Camel ye Faithful!
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