Saw the cool kids playing this game over on Facebook. Maybe it'll be fun here…

The Rules

1. Someone states a personal wish. (e.g. "I wish I were irresistibly sexy.")

2. Next orger grants that wish, but supremely #$%@ it up ("Granted... but you are transported to an island inhabited only by warthogs." )

Let's see what chaos we can muster. And don't forget to state your wish after screwing up the person ahead of you.

I'll begin...

I wish I were buff.

[Edited 9/26/17 14:44pm]

Lammastide said:

Saw the cool kids playing this game over on Facebook. Maybe it'll be fun here…

The Rules

1. Someone states a personal wish. (e.g. "I wish I were irresistibly sexy.")

2. Next orger grants that wish, but supremely #$%@ it up ("Granted... but you are transported to an island inhabited only by warthogs." )

Let's see what chaos we can muster. And don't forget to state your wish after screwing up the person ahead of you.

I'll begin...

I wish I were buff.

[Edited 9/26/17 14:44pm]

TaDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah then 'buff' you will be,

BUT we gonna have to change yo name to Buffy...

i wish i could be like erbody else...

KingBAD said:

Wish granted!!! U r now sane and popular .

I wish I could fly....


You can, but if you fart while you are flying you will immediately fall and lose your ability to fly for 10 minutes.










I wish I had beautiful feet.

Hudson said:

Wish granted!!! U r now sane and popular .

I wish I could fly....


You can, but if you fart while you are flying you will immediately fall and lose your ability to fly for 10 minutes.










I wish I had beautiful feet.

Granted! But they grow where your ears should be.

I wish I had 100% ownership of Prince's catalog.

Lammastide said:

I wish I had 100% ownership of Prince's catalog.

Wish granted but you can never listen to Prince's music again.

I wish that I was making love to you tonight.

Cloudbuster said:

I wish that I was making love to you tonight.

wish granted but your mum's in the corner of the room folding towels

i wish i was a better singer

MoBettaBliss said:

wish granted but your mum's in the corner of the room folding towels

i wish i was a better singer

Wish granted but as a result you will go deaf.

I wish I was a ninja.

Cloudbuster said:

MoBettaBliss said:

wish granted but your mum's in the corner of the room folding towels

i wish i was a better singer

Wish granted but as a result you will go deaf.

I wish I was a ninja.

WAH LA!!!

you are also the greatest of all ninjas

but you are forbiddin to ever use a ninja skill...

i wish iwas a victim....

KingBAD said:

Cloudbuster said:

Wish granted but as a result you will go deaf.

I wish I was a ninja.

WAH LA!!!

you are also the greatest of all ninjas

but you are forbiddin to ever use a ninja skill...

i wish iwas a victim....

KAZAM! You are now a victim...of poor fashion sense.




I wish I was snow skiing right now.

RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

WAH LA!!!

you are also the greatest of all ninjas

but you are forbiddin to ever use a ninja skill...

i wish iwas a victim....

KAZAM! You are now a victim...of poor fashion sense.




I wish I was snow skiing right now.

wish granted but it turns out the snow is actually a mountain of cocaine.... you fall face first into it and breathe a bunch in... pretty soon you feel absolutely fantastic, leaving you quite conflicted about your anti-drug stance

i wish my dick tasted like chocolate

MoBettaBliss said:

i wish my dick tasted like chocolate

Wish granted but your breath will smell of raw sewage.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

Cloudbuster said:

MoBettaBliss said:

i wish my dick tasted like chocolate

Wish granted but your breath will smell of raw sewage.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

POOF! You are invisible......a truck runs over you because the driver didn't see you.

I wish I could sing better.

Cloudbuster said:

MoBettaBliss said:

i wish my dick tasted like chocolate

Wish granted but your breath will smell of raw sewage.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

Wish granted, but you wouldn't be seen ever again.

I wish i eas the most powerful dictator ever.

babynoz said:

Cloudbuster said:

Wish granted but your breath will smell of raw sewage.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

POOF! You are invisible......a truck runs over you because the driver didn't see you.

I wish I could sing better.

BAM you have the voice of a thousand angels...

now you are made to sing for trump whenever he walks...

for the rest of his life...

"i wish i was a little bit taller

wish i was a baller

wish i had a girl and a fone

(i would call her)" (ski lo)

granted! you are a taller baller with a girl and you have a girl with a fone. alas, she calls you every five minutes allll day long to talk about the state of your relationship.

i wish i had a uncorruptible wish.

XxAxX said:

granted! you are a taller baller with a girl and you have a girl with a fone. alas, she calls you every five minutes allll day long to talk about the state of your relationship.

i wish i had a uncorruptible wish.

wish granted

i wish i could find my six pack

MoBettaBliss said:

XxAxX said:

granted! you are a taller baller with a girl and you have a girl with a fone. alas, she calls you every five minutes allll day long to talk about the state of your relationship.

i wish i had a uncorruptible wish.

wish granted

i wish i could find my six pack

granted but it comes with an uncorruptable wish

that you get in a world of corrupt people...

i wish erthing i get for me you get for you...

XxAxX said:

granted! you are a taller baller with a girl and you have a girl with a fone. alas, she calls you every five minutes allll day long to talk about the state of your relationship.

i wish i had a uncorruptible wish.

Hey!

Lammastide said:

XxAxX said:

granted! you are a taller baller with a girl and you have a girl with a fone. alas, she calls you every five minutes allll day long to talk about the state of your relationship.

i wish i had a uncorruptible wish.

Hey!

HAY!!!! WHERE'S MY SHIT???

KingBAD said:

MoBettaBliss said:

wish granted

i wish i could find my six pack

granted but it comes with an uncorruptable wish

that you get in a world of corrupt people...

i wish erthing i get for me you get for you...

Granted! But it turns out we aren't the same size.


I wish you could spell "everything".

babynoz said:

Cloudbuster said:

Wish granted but your breath will smell of raw sewage.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

POOF! You are invisible......a truck runs over you because the driver didn't see you.

I wish I could sing better.

Gee, thanks.

I ain't granting you any wishes for that.

Cloudbuster said:

babynoz said:

Heck. I didnt say he kilt ya. Lol

I'd rather die than live with the consequences of being run over by a truck!

Okay, I'll grant you your wish of being able to sing better but only in the style of Gregorian monks.

I wish I knew where Babynoz lives so that I could get even. Using only love as a weapon of course.

Cloudbuster said:

babynoz said:

Heck. I didnt say he kilt ya. Lol

I'd rather die than live with the consequences of being run over by a truck!

Okay, I'll grant you your wish of being able to sing better but only in the style of Gregorian monks.

I wish I knew where Babynoz lives so that I could get even. Using only love as a weapon of course.

yo wish is granted.... she actually just lives in yo head

(it's that knockin sound you hear alla time and it just won't stop)

i wish erbody could read my mind

(i'm pretty good in a squabble)

Lammastide said:

XxAxX said:

granted! you are a taller baller with a girl and you have a girl with a fone. alas, she calls you every five minutes allll day long to talk about the state of your relationship.

i wish i had a uncorruptible wish.

Hey!

i know i know. and i can't believe Mr. Bliss granted it too! i thought he was mad at me.

okay here's another wish: i wish the people of earth could come together as one to enjoy our commonalities instead of arguing about our differences.

MoBettaBliss said:

XxAxX said:

granted! you are a taller baller with a girl and you have a girl with a fone. alas, she calls you every five minutes allll day long to talk about the state of your relationship.

i wish i had a uncorruptible wish.

wish granted

i wish i could find my six pack

thank you

KingBAD said:

Cloudbuster said:

I'd rather die than live with the consequences of being run over by a truck!

Okay, I'll grant you your wish of being able to sing better but only in the style of Gregorian monks.

I wish I knew where Babynoz lives so that I could get even. Using only love as a weapon of course.

yo wish is granted.... she actually just lives in yo head

(it's that knockin sound you hear alla time and it just won't stop)

i wish erbody could read my mind

(i'm pretty good in a squabble)

granted! but alas it only takes a day for the entire world to know you prefer not wearing any drawers

i wish i could fly