BEGIN CHAT:

ChattyCathy: Hi, everybody!

MissKitty: Hi cathy...

BigDongSteve: Let's get with the fuckin!

PussyLovinPaul: Yo, where's the pussy at?

MsLove: How about a lick?

ChattyCathy: You crazy!

HiddenSalami: Don't leave me out, guys!

PurplePower: Prince is great!!!

MissKitty: Meow... who wants to pet my pussy?

SuperFucker: Oh, I'll pet that motherfucker all right!!!

PussyLovinPaul: Bring it, MissKitty... I'll groom that pussy.

ChattyCathy: I'm feeling left out here. Who wants my pussy?

Fuck-o-meter: I'll take a helping, Cathy!!!

HiddenSalami: Who wants to find my hidden salami... and hide it again?

MsLove: The only thing I love more than big cock are tits and pussy!

ChattyCathy: I have good tits. Do you want to suck them, MsLove?

MsLove: Oh, Cathy! My pussy is so wet right now that I could slide across a linoleum floor!

PurplePower: I saw Prince at a restaurant!!!

CockLover: I saw a big cock that I want to suck... was it yours, BigDongSteve?

PussyLovinPaul: No, that was my big, beautiful cock... who wants a ride on this meat pony?

MsLove: Oooh, Paul! Give me that rod... jackhammer my pussy with that post-hole digger!

Fuck-o-meter: None of you people can fuck like me!

ChattyCathy: I have a pet dog who sometimes licks my pussy when I get home from jogging.

HiddenSalami: Count to ten and then look for my hidden salami.

PurplePower: I heard that Prince had a house in Toronto.

MissKitty: Come on girls... let's lick each other's pussies and then go get pancakes!

ChattyCathy:

ChattyCathy: You got a deal girl!!!

MsLove:

BigDongSteve: I got a big one! Who wants a ride?

Clifford: I'll take a sample, BigDongSteve.

PurplePower: Prince is the greatest musician ever!

Fuck-o-meter:

ThorMeatHammer: You fuckers can't even think about tearing into some pussy like me. I am the pussy master!!!

ChattyCathy: Girls, let's go buy some flavored pussy gel!

PurplePower: Is Prince here tonight?

CockLover: Who has the biggest, thickest cock in here tonight? :KY: :LICK:

BigDongSteve: I do!!!

WhaleDick: I have the biggest fucking dick in the universe! I could knock down a tall building without a hard-on!!!

PussyLovinPaul: Shit, MinnowCock... you don't have anything on me. I am the goddamned cock-jedi!

BigDongSteve: My cock is like a and your pussy is the

SuperFucker: My cock is the size of a telephone pole! Big, long and hard as wood!

ChattyCathy:

HiddenSalami: Who cares about your shit... who is going to come over here and eat my salami???

PurplePower: Prince, where are you? Why won't you talk to me???

WhaleDick: I want some fucking

BigDongSteve: You are a , ShrimpDick.

BigDongSteve: Now that we are rid of TetraPecker, we can get back to the fucking!

MsLove: Bring it on, big boy!

*lots of masturbation continues as the chat goes on*

ChattyCathy: Damn, I love pussy. I am getting tired of dealing with men and their droopy balls always getting in the way.

BigDongSteve: Girl, I keep my balls high and tight... come on over here and give old BigDongSteve a try.

MsLove: Cathy girl... I hear ya! Give pussy or give me... well, I guess I will take some big, veined cock too... hell, let's all fuck!!!

BigDongSteve: I'm with that, MsLove! Hit me up in PRIVATE! We will jack off all goddamned night, girl! I'm gonna lick your pussy all night!!!

SuperFucker: Hey, I want to jack off too... come on, girls... I can pretend to have titties if that will help.

MissKitty: Sorry guys... I have been fucking myself with a cucumber in a private chat!

Fuck-o-Meter: Yeah, Kitty... you have some damned good

PurplePower: I wish that Prince would come meet my parents.

WhaleDick: Who the fuck called me MinnowPenis or whatever it was earlier??? I'll kick your fucking ass, faggot!!!

ChattyCathy: Come on, let's all get loaded and fuck!

MsLove: I'll drink to that, Cathy!

PussyLovinPaul: I have just been in private chat with a really hot girl! She told me she looks just like Janet Jackson!!! :wow:

PussyLovinPaul: Gather nuts where you may, I always say!

Clifford: Come on!!! Who is going to fuck my ass and spank it hard?

PrincePower: Prince, I know you are here... meet me in private.

HornyBitch: PussyLovinPaul, get your big dick in private with me so I can suck it!

HiddenSalami: How long will my salami remain hidden?

ButterflyGirl has just entered the chat

ButterflyGirl: Hi, everyone... my pussy really needs a HARD fucking... I mean I want someone to tear into me like that goddamned dick was a chainsaw!

BigDongSteve: Hey, butterfly... you sure look sexy!

SuperFucker: Yo, yo, yo! Who wants to get sushi with me and then toss my salad?

CockLover: Yummy, yummy cock!

PussyLovinPaul: Man, my cock is getting a bit sore from all this fucking!

ThorMeatHammer: I am Swedish.

MsLove:

MissKitty:

PurplePower: YAY!!! I JUST TALKED TO PRINCE IN PRIVATE CHAT!!! I TALKED TO PRINCE! I TALKED TO PRINCE!!!

HiddenSalami: Oh, well... my salami is still hiding and it is beginning to feel insignificant. Won't someone suck it for me?

BongMaster:

ChattyCathy: I just got a new who wants to try it out with me?

BigDongSteve: I am the fuck avenger! I fuck to protect the American way of life!

WhaleDick: Come on! Which one of you faggots called me ShrimpDick earlier? Let's go private and I will kick your fucking ass!

SuperFucker: Shit, BDS... I am the caped fuck crusader!!!

ChattyCathy: All this talk about pussy is making me want some pussy!

MissKitty: Geez... it is slow in here tonight.

*the chatroom stinks of various lubricants, spent condoms and jizz*

SuperFucker: I just got through with MissKitty... who wants her next?

BigDongSteve: Fuck, I'll give her a go... send her my way!

MissKitty: Bring it on, BigDong!

ChattyCathy: Where's the love for me, girls? Who wants this horny pussy?

AssholeFace has just entered the chatroom

AssholeFace: Fuck U! U fuks dont no nuthin bout Prince or nuthin else. Shit you cant fuck nohow either!

WhaleDick: Hey, asshole. I like you. You think my cock is big, don't you?

SuperFucker: Fuck the both of you... AssholeNose and MinnowPecker!

AssholeFace: U wuldnt sey that if I waz thier in tha same room, faggot!

WhaleDick: You tell him, AssholeFace!

BigDongSteve: You couple of fuckers need to go into a private room and eat each other's tiny little carrots.

ChattyCathy: Yeah! Why are you guys trying to interrupt our sex?

AssholeFace: Fuk U slut whore cathy! U dont even no what bein woman is U just no how to be whore and get MAN by whoring slut!

WhaleDick: Look, guys... my dick really is big, so stop fucking with me or I'll whip all of your faggot asses!

SuperFucker: Didn't I tell you guys to fuck off? No go fuck yourselves!

Fuck-o-Meter: Where's the pussy at?

BongMaster:

AssholeFace: Fuk U superfuker! U just sey that bcuz U R scared pussy afrayed of real WOMAN who has mind of own and is not SLUT WHORE in hear giving pussy 2 every1 who wants it! FUk U and all you haters!

PurplePower: Come back and talk to me, Prince! I love you!!!

WhaleDick: I will kill every one of you if you don't say that my dick is big!

MissKitty: Can't we all just get back to masturbating?

AssholeFace: Real WOMAN dont need talk like U and REAL MAN dont want REAL WOMAN if he talk 2 women tlak like whore!!!

WhaleDick: Where have you been all my life, AssholeFace?

HiddenSalami is now known as CrouchingPenisHiddenSalami

SuperFucker: Goddamn it... how many times do I have to tell you guys that we are trying to jack off here??? It is hard to jack it when some SphincterMouth and a TroutPecker keep ruining the flow of the sex talk. Can't you fuckers just let us stroke?

CrouchingPenisHiddenSalami: Look out ladies... my cock is ready to STRIKE!!!

ChattyCathy: You tell 'em, SuperFucker... and just lick my dripping, wet pussy when you are finished!

PussyLovinPaul: Lick PUSSY, not lollipops!

MissKitty: I hear you, PussyLovinPaul!

AssholeFace: All this talk no REAL man want U whore with licking all pussys and just talk about fuking.

AssholeFace: Eye wish you husband and wife coud C what U R saying hear. They would divorce U four beeing such whore and slut.

WhaleDick: I love you.

ChattyCathy: Come on guys... my pussy is getting bored over here.

BigDongSteve: I'll wake that furry kitten up, Cathy!

Fuck-o-Meter: I rate that jizz load a 9.4, BigDongSteve. You really got some distance on that one! :LOL:

PurplePower: Hey, guys... Prince doesn't like what you are saying. Cut it out, please.

AssholeFace: Fuk U all!!! I am tierd of talkin 2 sinner and whore!

BongMaster:

MsLove: Come on, girls, let's lick!

ChattyCathy:

MissKitty:

MsLove: Yeah, screw these guys! Let's lick each other's pussies in private chat and then we'll get flapjacks.

Nep2nes has entered the chat

Nep2nes: Hi, everyone... it's NEPPY!!! I'm BACK!!!

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PurplePower: Are you Prince???

Nep2nes: Fuck all y'all... I'm a Muslim!!!

Nep2nes: All Salami Snake Em

Nep2nes: Hello???

Nep2nes: ...

PurplePower: We are alone now, Prince... do you love me?

Nep2nes: Goddamn it!

Nep2nes has left the chat

PurplePower: Come back, Prince... come back!!!

ChattyCathy has entered the chat

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Fuck-o-Meter has entered the chat

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ALL AT ONCE: Goddamn... we really dodged a fucking bullet that time!

CrouchingPenisHiddenSalami: Now, back to my salami... who wants a salami sandwich?

BigDongSteve: Damn... I don't know if I am going to be able to get another hard-on after that crap!

HornyBitch: My pussy is like a desert right now... who wants to make into a dessert???

MissKitty: My tongue has the life-giving waters to make that desert into an oasis, baby!

ChattyCathy: I'll help you straighten that thing out, BigDongSteve.

HornyBitch: Oooh, Kitty! You know what I like!!!

ThorMeatHammer: I am Swedish.

PurplePower: Prince just asked me to private chat!!!

BongMaster:

PussyLovinPaul: I'm glad that things are getting back to normal in here, now someone needs to suck my bloated prick!

WhaleDick: Come on, guys... it really is big.

Fuck-o-Meter: Okay guys, my dick is tired... I am just going to rate the fucking that you guys do... I would like to watch... and maybe beat off my cock and nuts if I feel like it.

CockLover: Who ate all the pussy?

ThorMeatHammer: Yes, Swedish.

CrouchingPenisHiddenSalami: Hello! Am I invisible over here???

PussyLovinPaul: Who wants to go private and get drunk and high, damn it?

AssholeFace: Slutes! All of U r slutes and whoers!

PurplePower: Prince... Prince... ?

HornyBitch: Oooh, MissKitty lick my titties!

HornyBitch: Oh, GOD!!! You are so good, Kitty!!!

SuperFucker: I should have a big "S" tattooed on my cock because it is fucking SUPER COCK!

ChattyCathy: You can join BigDongSteve and I for some double-penetration, PussyLovinPaul! Do you mind fucking me in the ass?

PussyLovinPaul: Sounds great, Cathy!

ThorMeatHammer: I love to talk with you all of about Sweden!

Sometimes T I feel sorry 4 you cuzza whats goes on in your compressed ball of shit 4 a brain.

Now we no what the other 90% is used for...

Actually its utter bollox like this that is the main reason why I cant be bothered 2 go in chats anymore.

Great acheivement Ice.

[This message was edited Sat Jan 25 23:23:12 PST 2003 by SexLovely]

SexLovely said:

I didn't realize that I had written that much!

Goddamn, that was long!!!

:LOL:

IceNine said:

Awww man. I still cant believe I nearly split my underpants open when reading the Nep2nes cameo...

...just wasnt right.

SexLovely said:

You have to admit it... that shit was funny! :LOL:

IceNine said:

Well, the shit made me laugh...

For once it was humour on my level...

I think uve exhausted every sleezy, sexually harassing remark ever devised by man in there.

U realise that from now on the Org may be totally clean for the rest of eternity, due 2 the inability of originality!?

U sodding fool Nines!!!

SexLovely said:

Oh, I have more... trust me... :LOL:

I just got tired of writing after the first 2,000 pages.

IceNine said:

"split my pants open"

"shit was funny"

I detect a strong ass fixation here!

Let me guess... its a MAN thing !

Muse2noPharaoh said:

*beep* *beep* *beep*

Did I hear the "Chatter Alert" going off?

:LOL:

this was hilarious!

ice next time add two chicks named "chesty larue" and "busty st. claire"

eee and maybe a guy named...donkeycock

IceNine said:

I'll give you a 2 for that one!

Let's get down to brass tacks here... How many of those God forsaken Zithromax do you have left?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Today was the LAST day!!! YES!!!

I have a diabolical plan...

...well, maybe I shouldn't even mention it.

Christopher said:

donkeycock!!!

Im glad Christopher, that whenever U should be in bed dreaming of...well...anything other than donkeycock, you're spreading your wit all round the org like a berserked firefighter who cant turn his hose off.

IceNine said:

DO TELL!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Honey!! Your talking 2 me here...thats all U need 2 no when wondering about an ass fixation, whether or not its SexLovely you're talking to.

Far too much time.

rofl...Omg...THAT WAS FUNNY!!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I decided against it... it would have been too diabolical.

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE... If I think it is too diabolical, there is something REALLY wrong with it. :LOL:

Christopher said:

:LOL:

I don't know if I will do another one of these, but I will try to keep those names in mind!

sawatdiikhrap said:

...what? To read?

I just read that entire thing again and found that I actually enjoyed it...

Is it so wrong to laugh at shit you write yourself?

IceNine said:

No...i hear thats how 2the9's keep himself happy when the Mrs. is around.

IceNine said:

LOL ... I do it all the time

IceNine said:

Have you hinted at the possibility of enjoying the chatroom?

:LOL:


HiddenSalami: Who wants to find my hidden salami... and hide it again?

:LOL:

Ode to the phantom voter: a poem by IceNine

Bring the stars down from the skies,
you destroyer of hopes and dreams,
you poisoner of the fountain of life,
you crusher of individuality!
Make the mighty weep and the weak cower,
you, the toughest of the tough,
you, the judge of all judges,
make the world safe for your reign.

:LOL:

"WhaleDick: Who the fuck called me MinnowPenis or whatever it was earlier??? I'll kick your fucking ass, faggot!!! "

This one kills me every time!