*Found article in Cosmopolitan a while ago, just thougth I'd share..The Org seems a lil slow tonight.*

Class 9: Nude Review

You already know tons of hands-on tricks to drive your man erotically insane. Here, we'll teach you how to drive him up the wall with desire -- without even grazing his skin. Learn to strip like a pro and we guarantee he'll give you more than extra credit.

Lust Lessons

Before you start taking it off, you've got to set the stage -- mood is everything. Light a few candles or put a pink bulb in your lamp. The soft glow will create a supersexy aura and flatter your beguiling bod. Choose a libido-levitating tune to move to -- like Britney Spears's "I'm a Slave for You" or any song by Prince.

This course requires costumes, but confidence is also key for a sublimely sexy strip. So opt for an outfit that accentuates your assets -- for instance, a cleavage-catapulting bustier or a butt-revealing G-string. Drape yourself with feathery boas or silky scarves that you can slide off later in the show. Wear an ensemble (not a one-piece garment) that has to be unbuttoned, unzipped or untied. Remember, this is a striptease, so you don't want to make it easy for him. Finally, spike up the action with the most essential eroticize-him item: a pair of sky-high heels.

Begin your devilish dance by swiveling your hips to the music, maintaining intense eye contact. Up the arousal ante by touching yourself: Trace loops all over your lovely landscape with your finger. Gently caress and rub your breasts. Once your man is totally mesmerized, start peeling off one piece at a time as slowly and seductively as you can. Face away from him when you undo your bra, then turn around and dangle it over his face as you give him a full frontal view...and watch him sweat. Stand so close to him you're barely touching, gently wrap your stockings (fishnets never fail) around his neck, and you'll send shivers down his spine. Drop your thongs or panties to your ankles, then kick them out of your way -- he'll go slack-jawed. If you add a lap dance to the curriculum, you'll graduate with honors.

-Get ur strip on!-

not 4 all body types

utopia7 said:

*lol, So are you saying you wouldn't want a 400 pound man or woman stripping for you?*

Insatiable7 said:

sure they can if I am blind

any song by prince?? c'mon now, u can't strip 2 "wedding feast" or sumfin like that...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

then they have ta shake it real fast to the chorus a feast a feast

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

*HAHa! That's exactly what I was thinking when I read it.*

utopia7 said:

a smorgasbord at least (shake ass)

a brunch, a munch (titty shake) of cake if just a piece

not just a vat of chittlins (drop it like it's hot), or turkey meat, you see (blow a kiss)

if we are what we eat (do a twirl), then we must eat a leaf (flip hair)

we'll dine under a tree--unless it snows (slow grind and a wink)


...that shit ain't happenin.

I cant see myself strippin cause I'm actually very shy, it would take alot of alcohol for me to do something like that.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

didn't u see Hair-The Movie?