Spongebob is an animation made by aliens for making humans like SpongeBob.

Spongebob is always happy and stupid. He is always positive and angelic. You can easily fool and enslave spongebob. He works for free. And you will be like spongebob; this TV show is brainwashing.

Squidward and Patrick are Jesus. Patrick never works and never uses money, he destroys system; Patrick is not a slave, he is Jesus. Squidward is smart, artist and someone that trying to be perfect. Squidward many times riots against capitalism. He knows everything and tries to educate others and feels like everyone stupid. So squidward is a good guy that figts against slavery system that we call money.

Sandy is an alien. And like everything popular; Spongebob is created by aliens. So Sandy is coolest character because this tv show is an alien propaganda.

Crab is a colombian greedy man who planing to build a factory in his motherland and because of that he collecting dollars. Dollars are very valuable in other countries. Crab can be from Argentina too.

Plankton is Illuminati. He is trying to enslave humans. He is smart and rich. He is evil. He has one eye. Illuminati is betrayed to aliens. Everybody can betray and can build his own secret society so everything is very confusing. Vampires can kill vampires.

So as you see Spongebob is evil and teaching you to being positive and stupid while telling you being like Squidward is bad and dont be a lazy stupid like Patrick. Truth is humans not have to work. You can live in a village and sleep all day. So kill the satan. Take revenge of Gregory rasputin