Oh, and... if it does get in the "back door", don't forget to take it out... like Battier's thread says!

AzureStar said:

:O

SuperC said:

I've got a few tampons I'd like to "backdoor" you with, C.

utopia7 said:

Here ya go, out of the goodness of my heart, the original orgnote I sent you:

NegaTIVity said:

"Battier's a girl--a 17 yr old girl. That's the whole joke. Don't trip about it, chill the fuck out."

Then when you sent me the reply about being her mama and all, I sent this gem:
NegaTIVity said:

"You stupid asshole, this is a public forum and there's no such thing as "minding your business". You obviously didn't know you were talking to a girl, it was no joke, just admit you're a dumb ass. The only reason I orgnoted your ignorant ass was to not embarrass you any further on the thread".

I started out nice and then gave you fair warning, I must admit. But I'm ready to stop now, if you are. Peace and Harmony and all of that.....

NegaTIVity said:

[This message was edited Sat Apr 12 20:29:40 PDT 2003 by NegaTIVity]

SuperC said:

I've got a few tampons I'd like to "backdoor" you with, C.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

need a box 2 start out with, battier?

peanut butter...i didn't get the crunchy kind, unless u want me 2 go back and get some...runnin 2 go get the tampons

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Crunchy would give it some texture, though, kinda like "ribbed for his pleasure" does with condoms

No tampons for me, strictly pads, "kotex: I've always been afraid that the tampon would get stuck up in there. I could just see myself going to the hospital to get a tampon removed from my ying-yang.

Tampons to shove in his ass...

What is your tampon of choice?

Have you ever forgotten and left it in for an ungodly amount of time?

...one night she was laying in bed reading and she felt something between her legs and she didnt know what it was it was weird so she pulled the covers back and her kitten was taking her tampax out..and then was dragging it across the room

i thought that was disturbing but funny

Christopher said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

"Have you ever forgotten and left it in for an ungodly amount of time?"

gross!,


anyway heres some story i was telling natsume on yahoo few nights ago

this show "graham norton" on cable its a british show ,..

a guest in his audience said...one night she was laying in bed reading and she felt something between her legs and she didnt know what it was it was weird so she pulled the covers back and her kitten was taking her tampax out..and then was dragging it across the room

i thought that was disturbing but funny
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Reminds me of another story!



I still feel bad for the girl!

Diva said:

and what would that be?

Christopher said:

Do the words "Let me get rid of this for you." ring any bells?!

Diva said:

i can see it now...

I really wish I'd never read this thread.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Crunchy would give it some texture, though, kinda like "ribbed for his pleasure" does with condoms

My dad is a doctor, and he told me about this woman who came in complaining of a bad smell, and guess what! Yep. She forgot to take it out.

Anyway, fuck tampons, why use those when you can use a keeper (http://www.keeper.com)?