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PrintableBattierBeMyDaddy said: E-mail: PersonXEatsMeOut@eatme.com
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EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: have you gone around testing other people's urine..?
I don't have to test to know. When I pee, it feels good. It feels magical. I bet your pee doesn't feel that way. if you could imagine heaven passing through your urethra- that would be the my pee...  There is no Heaven. Thus, that heaven-feeling you get when you piss is not real. It is all a part of your imagination. The magical feeling I get when I tinkle... Now that's real. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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found the following under a certain orger's profile, but i don't wanna disclose the person's identity: LionelRichieMakesMeWantMa...Calhoun.Sq
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: have you gone around testing other people's urine..?
I don't have to test to know. When I pee, it feels good. It feels magical. I bet your pee doesn't feel that way. if you could imagine heaven passing through your urethra- that would be the my pee... There is no Heaven. Thus, that heaven-feeling you get when you piss is not real. It is all a part of your imagination. The magical feeling I get when I tinkle... Now that's real. maybe i should piss on you... only then, will you know the true blissful feeling of heaven... let me baptize with my urine... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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EllisDee said: found the following under a certain orger's profile, but i don't wanna disclose the person's identity: LionelRichieMakesMeWantMa...Calhoun.Sq
...ROFLMFAO!!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: have you gone around testing other people's urine..?
I don't have to test to know. When I pee, it feels good. It feels magical. I bet your pee doesn't feel that way. if you could imagine heaven passing through your urethra- that would be the my pee... There is no Heaven. Thus, that heaven-feeling you get when you piss is not real. It is all a part of your imagination. The magical feeling I get when I tinkle... Now that's real. maybe i should piss on you... only then, will you know the true blissful feeling of heaven... let me baptize with my urine... Okay. Piss all over me. As a matter of fact, piss in my mouth. Quench my thirst! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: found the following under a certain orger's profile, but i don't wanna disclose the person's identity: LionelRichieMakesMeWantMa...Calhoun.Sq
...ROFLMFAO!!!  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: have you gone around testing other people's urine..?
I don't have to test to know. When I pee, it feels good. It feels magical. I bet your pee doesn't feel that way. if you could imagine heaven passing through your urethra- that would be the my pee... There is no Heaven. Thus, that heaven-feeling you get when you piss is not real. It is all a part of your imagination. The magical feeling I get when I tinkle... Now that's real. maybe i should piss on you... only then, will you know the true blissful feeling of heaven... let me baptize with my urine... Okay. Piss all over me. As a matter of fact, piss in my mouth. Quench my thirst! my piss is the thirst quencher... have you seen those gatorade commercials where the guys are sweating out all these freaky colors under the black light... that's my piss they were drinking... gatorade has been using my piss as its secret ingredient for years now...  ... only now has it been made public... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: my piss is the thirst quencher... have you seen those gatorade commercials where the guys are sweating out all these freaky colors under the black light... that's my piss they were drinking... gatorade has been using my piss as its secret ingredient for years now... ... only now has it been made public...Wow! I've been drinking that stuff for years! I've literally been raised on your piss! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: my piss is the thirst quencher... have you seen those gatorade commercials where the guys are sweating out all these freaky colors under the black light... that's my piss they were drinking... gatorade has been using my piss as its secret ingredient for years now... ... only now has it been made public...Wow! I've been drinking that stuff for years! I've literally been raised on your piss! millions have... my piss is the official drink of the NBA... so you and Battier have a lot in common... maybe the two of you could have a contest to see who has consumed more of my piss... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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