A young businessman had just started own firm.

He rented a beautiful office and had it

furnished with antiques.

While sitting in his new office,

he noticed a man walk into the outer office.

Wanting to look like a big shot,

the businessman picked up the phone and

started to pretend as though he had a

big deal in the works.

He threw huge figures around and made

giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,

– Can I help you?

VISITOR

– Yeah, I came to activate your phone lines!

BADD!!!

Reminds me of this guy:

A businessman was sitting in the VIP Lounge at the Seattle airport, waiting on an arriving client, when who should walk in but Bill Gates! The guy walks up to Gates and says, "Bill, my name is Rick and I'm a big fan. I'd like to ask a favor. I have a client landing in a few minutes. When he gets here, would you over and say hi? It would do wonders for my crediblity if he thought you and I were friends!"

Gates said, "Sure. Always happy to help out a fan!"

Ten minutes later, the client arrives. As he's talking to the businessman, Gates walks up and says, "Hey Rick! How are you?"

Rick looked up and said, "Fuck off Gates. Can't you see I'm in a meeting?"

RodeoSchro said:

Reminds me of this guy:

A businessman was sitting in the VIP Lounge at the Seattle airport, waiting on an arriving client, when who should walk in but Bill Gates! The guy walks up to Gates and says, "Bill, my name is Rick and I'm a big fan. I'd like to ask a favor. I have a client landing in a few minutes. When he gets here, would you over and say hi? It would do wonders for my crediblity if he thought you and I were friends!"

Gates said, "Sure. Always happy to help out a fan!"

Ten minutes later, the client arrives. As he's talking to the businessman, Gates walks up and says, "Hey Rick! How are you?"

Rick looked up and said, "Fuck off Gates. Can't you see I'm in a meeting?"

RodeoSchro said:

Reminds me of this guy:

A businessman was sitting in the VIP Lounge at the Seattle airport, waiting on an arriving client, when who should walk in but Bill Gates! The guy walks up to Gates and says, "Bill, my name is Rick and I'm a big fan. I'd like to ask a favor. I have a client landing in a few minutes. When he gets here, would you over and say hi? It would do wonders for my crediblity if he thought you and I were friends!"

Gates said, "Sure. Always happy to help out a fan!"

Ten minutes later, the client arrives. As he's talking to the businessman, Gates walks up and says, "Hey Rick! How are you?"

Rick looked up and said, "Fuck off Gates. Can't you see I'm in a meeting?"