A Boy Goes Up To A Girl And Says,

"Hey Baby What's Up?"

She says,

"I have a boyfriend".

He says,

"I have a math test".

A guy walks into his home, sits in his chair, and tells his wife, "Quick - get me a beer before it starts!" She quickly gets him a beer, which he chugs. "Quick, get me another beer before it starts!" he says. Again she gets him a beer, and again he chugs it. "Hurry - I need another beer before it starts!" he exclaims, and for the third time his wife brings him a beer.

But she says, "Is all you're going to do is drink beer and watch TV and sit on your ass and not do a damn thing to help me? IS THAT YOUR PLAN FOR THE EVENING?!?" she screams.

"Oh shit," he says. "It started."

RodeoSchro said:

A guy walks into his home, sits in his chair, and tells his wife, "Quick - get me a beer before it starts!" She quickly gets him a beer, which he chugs. "Quick, get me another beer before it starts!" he says. Again she gets him a beer, and again he chugs it. "Hurry - I need another beer before it starts!" he exclaims, and for the third time his wife brings him a beer.

But she says, "Is all you're going to do is drink beer and watch TV and sit on your ass and not do a damn thing to help me? IS THAT YOUR PLAN FOR THE EVENING?!?" she screams.

"Oh shit," he says. "It started."

BADD!!!