Born from an egg on a mountain top...
Monkiest Monkey there ever was
He knew every magic trick under the sun
Tease the gods and every1 and have some fun...

Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
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(this won't make sense if you don't recognise the picture!)

Monkey is funky. Pigsyyy

katt said:

There's a guy who works in my local Chinese takeaway who looks exactly like Pigsy. He swears he's not him though.

In Gandhara, Gandhara they say it was in India,
Gandhara, Gandhara the place of life Gandhara.
Gandhara, Gandhara they say it was in India,
Gandhara, Gandhara the place of life Gandhara.

Wreck, you failed to tell me you were a Kung-fu master!! Show me some moves..

katt said:

Chicken Chow Mein and Egg Fried Rice please Pigsy. Thankyou

Look behind the counter to see if he has His muck-rake, that would come in usefull with the day old rice they serve (if the muck-rake can split stones and mountains i'm sure it can the rice)

Monkey
Actor: Masaaki Sakai.
Other Names: Great Sage Equal of Heaven,
King Monkey,
King of the Apes,
The immortal egg.
Weapon: Magic Wishing Staff (which can grow to any size).
Phrase: 'Oi, you!',
'Demon!',
'I love a good fight!',
'I don't like it!'



Pigsy
Actor: Toshiyuki Nishida,
Tonpei Hidari (season 3).
Other Names: Pig spirit,
Stupid swine,
Lord hog,
Martial of the Heavenly host.
Weapon: Muck rake.
Phrase: 'Look! A woman!'


Sandy
Actor: Shiro Kishibe.
Other Names: Water monster,
Fish spirit,
Commander of the Heavenly host.
Weapon: Water staff.
Phrase: 'Oh do shut up!'


Tripitaka
Actor: Masako Natsume (female).
Other Names: Boy Priest,
Holy fool,
Master (pron. Mosta).
Weapon: His mind,
Budhist sceptre.
Phrase: 'Buddha says...',
'Remember - no violence Monkey!'





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[This message was edited Sat Apr 12 9:23:29 PDT 2003 by katt]

The absolute MUTTS NUT of tv programs.
Best wishes to pigsy who is recovering from heart problems

katt said:

I remember feeling a whole lot less confused, when I discovered that Tripitaka was played by a female.

mcmeekle said: