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PrintableSuperC said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: How the fuck do you forget you have a tampon in?
 If you ever read directions for tampon use and such, they always say "don't forget to remove the last tampon after your period has finished."  Christ. But how do you forget? I mean, surely to god you would remember you'd been on your rag and left a tampon in!  Maybe not though... I dunno. But, I'm guessing we know she hadn't had sex in at least three weeks... well, I guess that may not be true either. I knew a girl once, back in highschool, that would insert a tampon prior to having sex with her boyfriend so she would feel "full", or so she said anyway... maybe she was joking. *shudder*  TOO...MUCH...INFO...!I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me! | |
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AzureStar said: SuperC said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: How the fuck do you forget you have a tampon in?
If you ever read directions for tampon use and such, they always say "don't forget to remove the last tampon after your period has finished." Christ. But how do you forget? I mean, surely to god you would remember you'd been on your rag and left a tampon in! Maybe not though... I dunno. But, I'm guessing we know she hadn't had sex in at least three weeks... well, I guess that may not be true either. I knew a girl once, back in highschool, that would insert a tampon prior to having sex with her boyfriend so she would feel "full", or so she said anyway... maybe she was joking. *shudder* TOO...MUCH...INFO...!I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me! I know Still | |
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AzureStar said: I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me!
I wonder why she did that. He must not have had much girth? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me!
I wonder why she did that. He must not have had much girth? I am assuming either he didn't have enough girth or maybe she was a 'lil loose. Or, it was entirely made up for shock value. I guess I don't know how it could be done really... I mean, well, I don't know. I don't want to get into it, but I do have questions. | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me!
I wonder why she did that. He must not have had much girth? I am assuming either he didn't have enough girth or maybe she was a 'lil loose. Or, it was entirely made up for shock value. I guess I don't know how it could be done really... I mean, well, I don't know. I don't want to get into it, but I do have questions.Well...
Go on, get into it.  Suggest away! Amuse me!-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me!
I wonder why she did that. He must not have had much girth? I am assuming either he didn't have enough girth or maybe she was a 'lil loose. Or, it was entirely made up for shock value. I guess I don't know how it could be done really... I mean, well, I don't know. I don't want to get into it, but I do have questions.Well...
Go on, get into it. Suggest away! Amuse me!No. Well, okay... I mean... wouldn't he feel it and wouldn't it maybe give him abrasions? How far can you push that thing in before it causes damage to your cervix, it can't possibly just hang off to the side. There are other questions, but you get the idea. | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me!
I wonder why she did that. He must not have had much girth? I am assuming either he didn't have enough girth or maybe she was a 'lil loose. Or, it was entirely made up for shock value. I guess I don't know how it could be done really... I mean, well, I don't know. I don't want to get into it, but I do have questions.Well...
Go on, get into it. Suggest away! Amuse me!No. Well, okay... I mean... wouldn't he feel it and wouldn't it maybe give him abrasions? How far can you push that thing in before it causes damage to your cervix, it can't possibly just hang off to the side. There are other questions, but you get the idea. Well, hmm. We need someone to try this. We need a test subject! Any ideas? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: I'm just sayin'... that's what she told me!
I wonder why she did that. He must not have had much girth? I am assuming either he didn't have enough girth or maybe she was a 'lil loose. Or, it was entirely made up for shock value. I guess I don't know how it could be done really... I mean, well, I don't know. I don't want to get into it, but I do have questions.Well...
Go on, get into it. Suggest away! Amuse me!No. Well, okay... I mean... wouldn't he feel it and wouldn't it maybe give him abrasions? How far can you push that thing in before it causes damage to your cervix, it can't possibly just hang off to the side. There are other questions, but you get the idea. Well, hmm. We need someone to try this. We need a test subject! Any ideas? Yeah... you try it and get back to me. I'll send you a list of questions.  | |
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AzureStar said: Yeah... you try it and get back to me. I'll send you a list of questions.
Come to me, Alexander... -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Yeah... you try it and get back to me. I'll send you a list of questions.
Come to me, Alexander... Ugh... stop! | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Yeah... you try it and get back to me. I'll send you a list of questions.
Come to me, Alexander... Ugh... stop! Come, Alex! I've got a whole package of Tampax with your name on it! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Yeah... you try it and get back to me. I'll send you a list of questions.
Come to me, Alexander... Ugh... stop! Come, Alex! I've got a whole package of Tampax with your name on it! 
Enough! | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Yeah... you try it and get back to me. I'll send you a list of questions.
Come to me, Alexander... Ugh... stop! Come, Alex! I've got a whole package of Tampax with your name on it!
Enough! Honey, you were the one asking me if Alex's cock was big when he whipped it out to take a leak! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Yeah... you try it and get back to me. I'll send you a list of questions.
Come to me, Alexander... Ugh... stop! Come, Alex! I've got a whole package of Tampax with your name on it!
Enough! Honey, you were the one asking me if Alex's cock was big when he whipped it out to take a leak! True, I did. But I don't need to think of the two of you "going at it". | |
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AzureStar said: True, I did. But I don't need to think of the two of you "going at it". Yes you do. You think of it all the time. It consumes your thoughts. You really need to get that out of your head, gutter brains! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: True, I did. But I don't need to think of the two of you "going at it". Yes you do. You think of it all the time. It consumes your thoughts. You really need to get that out of your head, gutter brains! Sheddup... go take a ride on Little Foot, ya Plushie! | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: True, I did. But I don't need to think of the two of you "going at it". Yes you do. You think of it all the time. It consumes your thoughts. You really need to get that out of your head, gutter brains! Sheddup... go take a ride on Little Foot, ya Plushie! Do you think Little Foot would like the feel of a tampon? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: True, I did. But I don't need to think of the two of you "going at it". Yes you do. You think of it all the time. It consumes your thoughts. You really need to get that out of your head, gutter brains! Sheddup... go take a ride on Little Foot, ya Plushie! Do you think Little Foot would like the feel of a tampon? I dunno, but I do know that you said this to me: "Watch as Little Foot screams, terrified for the painful death that ensues!" Be easy on him, Battier! | |
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AzureStar said: I dunno, but I do know that you said this to me: "Watch as Little Foot screams, terrified for the painful death that ensues!" Be easy on him, Battier!
That was because my snake was on him...
Wait. Nevermind. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: I dunno, but I do know that you said this to me: "Watch as Little Foot screams, terrified for the painful death that ensues!" Be easy on him, Battier!
That was because my snake was on him...
Wait. Nevermind.
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: I dunno, but I do know that you said this to me: "Watch as Little Foot screams, terrified for the painful death that ensues!" Be easy on him, Battier!
That was because my snake was on him...
Wait. Nevermind.
You're a hermaphrodite too!? You and 9s have something in common! You make me pee. You and althom have something in common.-------
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would I ? not a cop... in jail you have no choice...but I'd rather not... -------------------------------------------------
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nope...
i have performance anxiety...i even have trouble with public washrooms...almost to the point of waiting until everyone leaves so i can pee...  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
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CarrieMpls said: endorphin74 said: Diva said: LMAO You're too kind!
I might be there pretty soon actually! :wOOt: 
really???  
Diva, if you're really and truly coming, I'll pee in front of you too. Maybe the 3 of us could all pee together! 
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so is Alex a Russian or not a Russian?  | |
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AaronSuperior said: so is Alex a Russian or not a Russian?
He is a Russian, Aaron. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronSuperior said: so is Alex a Russian or not a Russian?
He is a Russian, Aaron. but when I asked before, you said no. I don't understand  | |
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AaronSuperior said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronSuperior said: so is Alex a Russian or not a Russian?
He is a Russian, Aaron. but when I asked before, you said no. I don't understand He's Pakistanian. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronSuperior said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronSuperior said: so is Alex a Russian or not a Russian?
He is a Russian, Aaron. but when I asked before, you said no. I don't understand He's Pakistanian. so then he's not Russian... | |
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what kind of Pakistanian is named Alex anyway?
i think you're trying to pull a fast on on me, missy!  | |
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