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PrintableCarrieMpls said: endorphin74 said: I've peed in front of most people I know...hey, when You gotta go, you gotta go!
You've peed in front of me! ...and I've peed in front of you. 
[This message was edited Fri Apr 11 10:56:42 PDT 2003 by CarrieMpls] Awww... isn't that just the sweetest?! 
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girls always sit on the toilet and pee in front of me... even one time when I just met one at a party... My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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No. I don’t wish to be unnecessarily rude. I’d simply say “I badly need a piss. Would you step out for a sec.”
If they did I’d pee. If they’d of said ‘No’, I’d go downstairs and pee in the sink. Or if they’d said “It’s ok, you can go if you want” I’d just pee while they‘re there. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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INSATIABLE said: Peeing's fine by me with close friends... my girlfriends, mostly. My roomie and I don't care... him and I are like siblings, there's no guff, Chet. Taking a dump is not gonna happen, though!
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronSuperior said: he's from Russia then?
Yes. That would be the case, Aaron. Russians generally hail from Russia, yes? but you said "No. Like the kind from Estonia."  | |
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Yes, with taking a piss i have no problem. Taling a dump is something so very personal and special that i keep it to myself.
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Diva said: CarrieMpls said: endorphin74 said: I've peed in front of most people I know...hey, when You gotta go, you gotta go!
You've peed in front of me! ...and I've peed in front of you.
[This message was edited Fri Apr 11 10:56:42 PDT 2003 by CarrieMpls] Awww... isn't that just the sweetest?!
if you make it to MPLS ever, I'll pee in front of you too, Diva! I'm sweet like that!  | |
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endorphin74 said: Diva said: CarrieMpls said: endorphin74 said: I've peed in front of most people I know...hey, when You gotta go, you gotta go!
You've peed in front of me! ...and I've peed in front of you.
[This message was edited Fri Apr 11 10:56:42 PDT 2003 by CarrieMpls] Awww... isn't that just the sweetest?!
if you make it to MPLS ever, I'll pee in front of you too, Diva! I'm sweet like that! LMAO You're too kind! 
I might be there pretty soon actually! :wOOt: . [This message was edited Fri Apr 11 21:06:18 PDT 2003 by Diva] --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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 Never! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Never!Uhhh... what happened earlier?  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Diva said: endorphin74 said: Diva said: CarrieMpls said: endorphin74 said: I've peed in front of most people I know...hey, when You gotta go, you gotta go!
You've peed in front of me! ...and I've peed in front of you.
[This message was edited Fri Apr 11 10:56:42 PDT 2003 by CarrieMpls] Awww... isn't that just the sweetest?!
if you make it to MPLS ever, I'll pee in front of you too, Diva! I'm sweet like that! LMAO You're too kind!
I might be there pretty soon actually! :wOOt: . [This message was edited Fri Apr 11 21:06:18 PDT 2003 by Diva] 
really???  | |
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Never!Uhhh... what happened earlier?  Nothing! | |
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endorphin74 said: Diva said: LMAO You're too kind!
I might be there pretty soon actually! :wOOt:
really??? 
Diva, if you're really and truly coming, I'll pee in front of you too. Maybe the 3 of us could all pee together!  |
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Yes, though only if it wouldn't freak out the person I was peeing in front of. I don't like to embarrass anyone else any more than I like to embarrass myself.
And NO to pooping, no no no! Except my sisters. I don't care about them. And NO to removing a tampon either! No no no! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: And NO to removing a tampon either! No no no!
I hadn't even thought of that! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: And NO to removing a tampon either! No no no!
I hadn't even thought of that! 
William is freaked out by peeing, but very okay with the tampon removal. I don't understand. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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CarrieMpls said: endorphin74 said: Diva said: LMAO You're too kind!
I might be there pretty soon actually! :wOOt:
really???
Diva, if you're really and truly coming, I'll pee in front of you too. Maybe the 3 of us could all pee together! Now that sounds like a celebration!  | |
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: And NO to removing a tampon either! No no no!
I hadn't even thought of that!
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: And NO to removing a tampon either! No no no!
I hadn't even thought of that!
William is freaked out by peeing, but very okay with the tampon removal. I don't understand. Wow! You should take it out and toss it at him, and THEN see if he's still okay! -------
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EllisDee said: i really, really didn't need to read that...
...Yes you did!! That's why I wrote it!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: And NO to removing a tampon either! No no no!
I hadn't even thought of that!
William is freaked out by peeing, but very okay with the tampon removal. I don't understand. Wow! You should take it out and toss it at him, and THEN see if he's still okay! lol I will keep that in mind. Once I read in a book that this woman always SMELLED her tampon after she took it out to check for signs of infection. That's NASTY I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Once I read in a book that this woman always SMELLED her tampon after she took it out to check for signs of infection. That's NASTY
Well, my sister-in-law works for an Urgent Care, and she said that this woman came in, and she said she had some itching and smells coming from her, and she was breaking out... Chandra says it sounded like another STD case, but they went down and were checking her out, and they saw this string coming out... Yanked it, and it was this nasty ass tampon. Asked her when her period was, and she said "Three weeks ago."  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Well, my sister-in-law works for an Urgent Care, and she said that this woman came in, and she said she had some itching and smells coming from her, and she was breaking out...
Chandra says it sounded like another STD case, but they went down and were checking her out, and they saw this string coming out... Yanked it, and it was this nasty ass tampon. Asked her when her period was, and she said "Three weeks ago." GOOD LAWD! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: EllisDee said: i really, really didn't need to read that...
...Yes you did!! That's why I wrote it!! i was living my life just fine without it, though... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: Once I read in a book that this woman always SMELLED her tampon after she took it out to check for signs of infection. That's NASTY
Well, my sister-in-law works for an Urgent Care, and she said that this woman came in, and she said she had some itching and smells coming from her, and she was breaking out... Chandra says it sounded like another STD case, but they went down and were checking her out, and they saw this string coming out... Yanked it, and it was this nasty ass tampon. Asked her when her period was, and she said "Three weeks ago." that may be the single most disgusting thing i've ever read...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Well, my sister-in-law works for an Urgent Care, and she said that this woman came in, and she said she had some itching and smells coming from her, and she was breaking out...
Chandra says it sounded like another STD case, but they went down and were checking her out, and they saw this string coming out... Yanked it, and it was this nasty ass tampon. Asked her when her period was, and she said "Three weeks ago." GOOD LAWD! Turns the stomach, eh? But I find it completely hilarious, too. They asked her why she hadn't pulled it out, and she said she'd forgotten.
How the fuck do you forget you have a tampon in? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: How the fuck do you forget you have a tampon in?
If you ever read directions for tampon use and such, they always say "don't forget to remove the last tampon after your period has finished." I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: How the fuck do you forget you have a tampon in?
If you ever read directions for tampon use and such, they always say "don't forget to remove the last tampon after your period has finished." Christ. But how do you forget? I mean, surely to god you would remember you'd been on your rag and left a tampon in!  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: How the fuck do you forget you have a tampon in?
If you ever read directions for tampon use and such, they always say "don't forget to remove the last tampon after your period has finished." Christ. But how do you forget? I mean, surely to god you would remember you'd been on your rag and left a tampon in! Maybe not though... I dunno. But, I'm guessing we know she hadn't had sex in at least three weeks... well, I guess that may not be true either. I knew a girl once, back in highschool, that would insert a tampon prior to having sex with her boyfriend so she would feel "full", or so she said anyway... maybe she was joking. *shudder* | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: How the fuck do you forget you have a tampon in?
If you ever read directions for tampon use and such, they always say "don't forget to remove the last tampon after your period has finished." Christ. But how do you forget? I mean, surely to god you would remember you'd been on your rag and left a tampon in! Maybe not though... I dunno. But, I'm guessing we know she hadn't had sex in at least three weeks... well, I guess that may not be true either. I knew a girl once, back in highschool, that would insert a tampon prior to having sex with her boyfriend so she would feel "full", or so she said anyway... maybe she was joking. *shudder*  TOO...MUCH...INFO...! | |
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