Party and party and party and yeah! Fun fun fun!

OK, now that we all have Rebecca Black's "Friday" earworm, let's laugh!

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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, “Dave, don’t worry about it. You’re not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering “Dave, you’re a veterinarian...”

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A beautiful woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, “Do you have extra large condoms?” The pharmacist replies, “Yes, aisle 11.” The blonde goes to the isle. But about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, “Do you need some help?” The woman replies, “No, I’m just waiting for somebody to buy some.”

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The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,” she said, “Ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?” A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, “Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?”

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A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy condoms and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so the deaf man puts forth his penis and 50 dollars. The pharmacist then also pulls out his penis, takes the 50 dollars and puts them in his pocket. The deaf man gets all read in his face and starts to waive violently at the pharmacist who says, "If you can't stand losing, you shouldn't have made the bet!"

is there some correlation between friday and penises?

peedub said:

is there some correlation between friday and penises?

I don't see why not! But I Googled "Best Dirty Jokes" and these are the best of the best. It's probably just a coincidence they all revolve around the male organ.

"dave, you're a veternarian...."

KingBAD said:

"dave, you're a veternarian...."

That's the part that had me nearly choking on my coffee...

:lol;

Dave, you're a pediatrician.

Hudson said:

Dave, you're a pediatrician.

LBrent said:

KingBAD said:

"dave, you're a veternarian...."

That's the part that had me nearly choking on my coffee...

:lol;

Good one!

but I refuse to press play.

"you shouldn't have made the bet..."