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Some things to think about.... HERE ARE SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
A - During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool,you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. B. - In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.). C. - An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. D. - In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects-while you slept. E. - Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. F. - Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. G. - In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. H. - At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. I. - Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases. With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!! Prince may be the purple Yoda, but Wendy & Lisa and Eric Leeds also sit on the Jedi Council. | |
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WonderU said: G. - In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
Where are these workmen? 
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WonderU said: E. - Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. F. - Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. chicks  | |
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MrBliss said: WonderU said: E. - Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. F. - Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. chicks  Prince may be the purple Yoda, but Wendy & Lisa and Eric Leeds also sit on the Jedi Council. | |
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AzureStar said: WonderU said: G. - In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
Where are these workmen?
. [This message was edited Sat Apr 12 19:55:31 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] They hide in your room. And sneak out when you are sleep. They travel in groups of 22. | |
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SuperC said: AzureStar said: WonderU said: G. - In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
Where are these workmen?
. [This message was edited Sat Apr 12 19:55:31 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] They hide in your room. And sneak out when you are sleep. They travel in groups of 22. That explains where my socks go! They must like what they find while they're examining them! | |
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AzureStar said: Where are these workmen?
and what the hell do they want with my dirty drawerz? | |
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AzureStar said: SuperC said: AzureStar said: WonderU said: G. - In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
Where are these workmen?
. [This message was edited Sat Apr 12 19:55:31 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] They hide in your room. And sneak out when you are sleep. They travel in groups of 22. That explains where my socks go! They must like what they find while they're examining them! Yeah they sleep in those. Workmen are 1/10 our size. | |
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AzureStar said: That explains where my socks go! They must like what they find while they're examining them!
those bastids!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AzureStar said: Where are these workmen?
and what the hell do they want with my dirty drawerz? They like to get high :LOL: | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AzureStar said: Where are these workmen?
and what the hell do they want with my dirty drawerz? | |
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SuperC said: AzureStar said: SuperC said: AzureStar said: WonderU said: G. - In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
Where are these workmen?
. [This message was edited Sat Apr 12 19:55:31 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] They hide in your room. And sneak out when you are sleep. They travel in groups of 22. That explains where my socks go! They must like what they find while they're examining them! Yeah they sleep in those. Workmen are 1/10 our size. I wonder if they're the same workmen who run the traffic lights? | |
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SuperC said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: AzureStar said: Where are these workmen?
and what the hell do they want with my dirty drawerz? They like to get high :LOL: oh, ewww  | |
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A - During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool,you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
Me no swim 
B. - In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.).
C. - An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
D. - In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects-while you slept. E. - Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. F. - Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. G. - In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. H. - At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. I. - Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases. :O       I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: B. - In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.).
but just think: one of those penises might have had creepie-crawlies on it. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: CalhounSq said: B. - In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.).
but just think: one of those penises might have had creepie-crawlies on it. DICK!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: CalhounSq said: B. - In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.).
but just think: one of those penises might have had creepie-crawlies on it. DICK!!  woman, u know u ain't right... | |
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool,you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
i don't go swimmin, but like...wouldnt'cha have 2 drink some pool water in order 2 get that effect? chlorine and pee, ewww... | |
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i am so disturbed by this...
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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I think disturbed is pretty much how I feel as well  | |
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i'm wondering where this info comes from?
..of course i fully intend to circulate it in email as if it's fact...but i still wonder where it comes from.. | |
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WonderU said: A - During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool,you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. that's not that bad... hell, BattierBeMyDaddy ingests at least twelve times that much on a daily basis, without visiting the swimming pool...   Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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EllisDee said: WonderU said: A - During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool,you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. that's not that bad... hell, BattierBeMyDaddy ingests at least twelve times that much on a daily basis, without visiting the swimming pool... Ewww... :yuk: [This message was edited Sun Apr 13 6:05:43 PDT 2003 by Nikster] | |
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