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yo mama's so old, her social security numbers are roman numerals. | |
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Yo mama so ghetto, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps. | |
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Your mama's so fat, when yo daddy says it's chilly outside, the bitch runs outside with a SPOON!
Your mama's so fat, when she was at school she sat next to EVERYONE! Your mama's so stoopid, she got run over by a PARKED CAR! Your mama's so stoopid she got fired from working at the M&M's factory for trying to put them in alphabetical order! Your mama's so dumb, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the "W"'s Your mama's so old, she owes Jesus a fiver! Your mama's so old, she got raped by a dinosaur Your mama's so old, her National Insurance number is 1 Oh good time!  Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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Yo mama is so fat, you'll need to bring lunch just to walk around her You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Yo mama is so fat, she owns her own zip-code You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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ya mama so old she farts dust. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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ya mother so old she knew centralpark when it was a plant
ya mother so old she used to baby sit dirt | |
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you're mama's house is so dirty, so has to wipe off her feet before she goes outside | |
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you're mama's so fat, she jumped and got stuck in the sky | |
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Finess said: ya mother so old she knew centralpark when it was a plant
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Rookies, but those were still good. Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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billysparxxx said: Rookies, but those were still good.
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AlfofMelmak said: Yo mama is so fat, she owns her own zip-code
i think I heard that before, but it is still funny! | |
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yo mama so nasty her picture hangs inside roach motels...
ANYONE? [This message was edited Thu Apr 24 10:32:38 PDT 2003 by crazyhorse] | |
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