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The "Dozens" Anybody remember this as a kid? All the "your mama is so (fill in the blank) jokes..." I'm sure this has been brought up before but what the hell, what are some that you remember saying or have been the victim of? "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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yo sister's so fat, she uses a queen-sized mattress for a sanitary pad.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: yo sister's so fat, she uses a queen-sized mattress for a sanitary pad.
I love that one! | |
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you're mom's so ugly she went to the zoo the gorillas in the ape house told her to get the f*ck out. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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your mama's so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a cheerio. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: your mama's so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.
 yeah I got caught with that one as a kid. Dammit.  "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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your mama's so ugly they had to tie steaks around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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yo mama's house so nasty,the last time I was there I tripped over a rat and a roach stole my wallet. | |
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crazyhorse said: yo mama's house so nasty,the last time I was there I tripped over a rat and a roach stole my wallet.
We have a winner! "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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man your family's so poor they had to put gov't cheese on layaway. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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yo mama's so fat, whenever she wears a red dress the kids in the neighborhood run after her yellin "hey, kool-aid!!!"
man, it's been a while since i played the dozens...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: yo mama's so fat, whenever she wears a red dress the kids in the neighborhood run after her yellin "hey, kool-aid!!!"
man, it's been a while since i played the dozens... yeah well ya got me with some good ones.  "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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Yo mama is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt
helicopters try to land on her! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Yo mama so skinny she can hang-glide on a Dorito. | |
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Yo mama's house so nasty even the roaches wear slippers. | |
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yo mama is so mama, she's mama :LOL: | |
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Anxiety said: Yo mama so skinny she can hang-glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama's so fat when she fell down she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up. (Is that Paul Lynn?) | |
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[/quote]Yo mama's so fat when she fell down she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.[/quote]
 (flicks bic on...)"I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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Your mama's so fat when she backs up it sounds like a garbage truck in the neighborhood. (beeep beeep beeep...) "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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yo mama's coochie is so dry, the crabs carry canteens.
i just remembered that shit  | |
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you're so horny, the last time you felt a breast it came out of a kfc bucket.
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More! I wanna see more! | |
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You're mama's so ugly when she walked in the woods hunters tagged and weighed her. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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| i love those old yo mama jokes
your mamas so fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way your mamas so fat when she stands on the street corner the cops roll by and yell "alright everybody break it up!" | |
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your mama's so fat she wears a circus tent for a mumu.
your mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to make reservations for two. One for her and one for her ass. your mama's so fat, she wipes her ass with a bedsheet. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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Yo mama breath so bad,when she stuck out her tongue it was on a stretcher | |
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crazyhorse said: Yo mama breath so bad,when she stuck out her tongue it was on a stretcher
lol chuckles | |
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crazyhorse said: Yo mama breath so bad,when she stuck out her tongue it was on a stretcher
My God man where do you get these?!?! "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. | |
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your mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin *****************************************
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