So it turns out I misread another topic here in n General discussion. The concept of org contributions here would make it a good creative exercise for this forum.

Feel free to contribute.

"HEADLINES YOU'D RATHER BE READING (*than regular depressing news items)



"HUGE WEAPONS CACHE DISCOVERED UNDERNEATH VAULT OF HELEN KELLER"

or

"DANNY GLOVER DISCLOSES: GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS"

"MAN MARRIES WILDEBEEST" (Wildebeest being a family surname)

"CHEWING GUM LOSES FLAVOR ON BEDPOST, OVERNIGHT"

"MICHAEL RICHARDS TO STAGE ONE MAN - SAMMY DAVIS SHOW"

"JESUS SUES CHURCH FOR DEFAMATION"




QUEEN ELIZARDBETH PHOTOGRAPHED WITHOUT HUMAN SKIN

PRINCE ROGERS NELSON MURDER SOLVED

CRACKDOWN ON HOLLYWOOD ELITE

TOM CRUISE COMES OUT OF CLOSET AMIDST RECORD FINANCIAL WOES

WHEELCHAIR ROCKERS: THE NEW CRAZE

MAN PLUNGES TO DEATH: SUICIDE; AMID FIDGET STOCK LOWS

IVORY FIDGETS SEIZED FROM BLACK MARKET BUST

VATICAN CELEBRATES NEW "EROTIC WING"; (changes made in hopes to attract more tourism)

GARY BUESY REVEALED TO BE NICK NOLTE ON DRUG HIGH

CHAKA TO ARETHA: "I FEEL FOR YOU"

NICK NOLTE BREAKS SILENCE "GARY BUESY WAS THE MOST DIFFICULT ROLE OF MY LIFE"

DRAYMOND GREEN CONFESSES : "I LOVE MEN'S BALLS" : DURANT ROMANCE REVEALED (SEE THEIR WEDDING PHOTOS INSIDE! )

DONALD TRUMP DISCOVERED TO BE AN ALIEN PARASITE FROM PLANET XENON. UPDATE TO FOLLOW RE: EXTRADITION TO HIS HOME PLANET. SUBSEQUENT MANDATORY PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS AND BODY SCANS FOR ALL POLITICIANS WILL BE ENFORCED TO DETERMINE HOW MANY OTHER XENONIANS HAVE INFILTRATED AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

Timothy Olyphant divorces wife; moves in with Irish girl.

Trump beheaded after wig gets caught in helicopter blades.

Severed legs found in topless bar.

Rise in revenue fails to add to company's bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.

Comey Fired, refuses golden handshake

I ate pussy to survive, says man stuck in elevator with cat.

Blonde tries to understand equation, 15 dead.