oh my goodness this Sudafed is messing me up

i had this dream about a crazy whale singin Love Machine and i was like, THAT'S CRAZY! YOU CAN'T PRETEND YOU'RE IN ROME! YOU'RE A DAMN WHALE!

and then it turn around and looked at me and said:

ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha

(let me tell you, that was creepy)

then i realized i was watching a remake of Spaghetti Ridge with a whale playing the Dorris Day part and i woke up screaming in a cold sweat

i tell you i am not with it today

hi, brian!!! how's couponita?

Brian!

Hi Brian
Too funny!!!

well i, for one, am not at ALL surprised that you are having whale nightmares. I think we are all having these nightmares, and they are caused by that frightening new clip on the NPGMC website. think about it: an innocent tourist taking pictures from the deck of the boat, while beneath the murky waters of the ocean an enormous mutant whale arises, rearing its head out of the water to swallow the tourist in ONE GULP while singing love machine.

now, i don't pretend to know why the NPGMC would want to scare us like this. maybe prince will be releasing more scary videos from the vault, this year. perhaps he has created an entire scary whale story and will send it to us later.

i don't know. i just don't know